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Santa Clause Charged with 106 million Counts of Breaking and Entering

Law - by Kris on 1/13/2010 (0)

Worldwide Christmas icon Santa Clause was stood before a judge at a Sacramento courthouse earlier today and plead guilty to approximately 106 million counts of breaking and entering.

Cold Weather Snap Makes Global Warming Liberal Girl Cry

US News - by Mark on 1/9/2010 (4)

*sob!*

Girl With Huge Tits Sues Boss For Staring At Her Huge Tits

Law - by Mark on 12/19/2009 (2)

Smthop.com legal news feature

Golf-loving Volcano Threatens to Erupt after Hearing Tiger Woods News

Sports - by Kris on 12/15/2009 (3)

Evacuation of 50,000 Philippines living around the island's most active volcano begins after news that Tiger Woods would be taking an indefinite leave from golf.

Newly Discovered T-Rex Cousin Enjoyed Romantic Walks on the Beach

World News - by Kris on 12/11/2009 (0)

Freshly discovered Dino may have been Earth's first Casanova.

Man Sad After Garden Fails

Food - by Kris on 12/2/2009 (0)

Gardening in late November... how could this possibly go bad?!?

Kris Kross Reunites as Wendy's Employees

Food - by Kris on 11/10/2009 (0)

The Daddy Mac is going to take your order and the Mac Daddy is going to cook your food.

Released Baby Rhinos Could Spell Doom for North America

US News - by Kris on 11/3/2009 (0)

You've seen them on the arms of today's hottest celebrities and on some of the richest and most influential people in the United States. Yet behind the cute faces lurks a situation about to explode and destroy all of America.

Democrats to Place Cake in Balloon, Hope Rush Limbaugh Floats Away

Politics - by Kris on 10/16/2009 (8)

The recent hoopla around the "Balloon Boy" has given rise to a new plan by top Democrats to rid themselves of conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh.

Bill Clinton : I Can Bend In Half and Blow Myself

Politics - by Mark on 9/27/2009 (5)

Bubba huh?

Exclusive Interview With The Liberal Grocer: September, 2009 Repost

Politics - by Mark on 9/25/2009 (0)

Once again, smthop.com fortells the future!

President Obama School Children Speech Played Backwards Reveals Ominous Messages

Politics - by Mark on 9/7/2009 (4)

number nine...number nine...number nine...

Some Really Great 99 cent Recession Busting Beers

Business - by Mark on 8/27/2009 (4)

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Angry Jesus Punishes Local Man For Being A Dick

World News - by Mark on 8/13/2009 (0)

Yav'e gone too far, ya' have!

Global Warming Supporters Call for End to 230 mpg Chevy Volt

Business - by Kris on 8/11/2009 (7)

The recent announcement by General Motors that its new Chevrolet Volt electric car is expected to get 230 miles per gallon has supporters of Global Warming up in arms, calling for an immediate end to production of the car.