Smooth Operator

Article	Category	Date	Author	Comments	Views	Rating
DUI ‘Party Plates’ Becoming National Fad	Business	10/20/2010	Mark	(0)	26701	0
'Back in 5 Minutes' Sign Deemed Equivalent To 'Gone to Take a Shit'	Business	7/14/2010	Mark	(1)	17033	0
Some Really Great 99 cent Recession Busting Beers	Business	8/27/2009	Mark	(4)	5402	0
Global Warming Supporters Call for End to 230 mpg Chevy Volt	Business	8/11/2009	Kris	(7)	32143	3
Vending Machine Reorganization Causes Corporate Meltdown	Business	6/26/2009	Kris	(0)	4845	0
Make Hundreds of Dollars Every Week Working at Work	Business	6/19/2009	Kris	(0)	5294	3.75
Pepsi Throwback Not a Throwback, They Just Stopped Screwing It Up	Business	5/23/2009	Mark	(3)	4786	0
AIG Stocks Soar after Posting Only $5 Billion Quarterly Loss	Business	5/6/2009	Kris	(0)	5926	5
Man Makes Hundreds of Dollars Working from Home	Business	3/30/2009	Kris	(0)	4789	0
Company That Institutes Mandatory Recess Experiences Record Growth	Business	3/27/2009	Kris	(1)	6413	0
GM To Bet Bailout Money at a Vegas Casino	Business	12/22/2008	Kris	(4)	4831	1
Smooth Operator Seeks Government Bailout	Business	12/3/2008	Kris	(2)	4716	5
Financial Crisis Not as Frightening as Giant Robot Killer Bees	Business	10/24/2008	Kris	(0)	6680	0
The Booze for Bums Initiative	Business	10/20/2008	Kris	(0)	7355	5
Foot Locker Employee Reprimanded For Being Too Stanky	Business	10/14/2008	Mark	(0)	9919	0
Leafs Not as Good as Money	Business	10/6/2008	Kris	(0)	3922	0
Chick With Huge Tits Wows Local Workplace	Business	9/26/2008	Mark	(0)	15417	0
Man Who Works Twice as Hard for Half as Long Fired	Business	9/5/2008	Kris	(2)	4555	5
YouTube Mulls Fines For Idiot Posters	Business	9/1/2008	Mark	(0)	5413	0
Fountains Are a Great Source of Cash	Business	9/1/2008	Dr. Quickbucks	(0)	19344	0
Guy With Really Crappy Credit Laughs Off Identity Theft Attempt	Business	8/13/2008	Mark	(0)	5333	0
Early Morning Gourmet Coffee Conversation Entices Normally Flavorless Wisconsin Office Staff	Business	7/21/2008	Mark	(1)	4847	0
Oil Company Creates Car That Gets One Mile-Per-Gallon	Business	6/30/2008	Kris	(4)	5741	0
Microsoft Pays Couple to Name Child After Their Search Engine	Business	6/20/2008	Kris	(1)	5163	0
Area Boss Close To Getting Ass Kicked Over Misuse Of Term 'Multitasking'	Business	12/12/2007	Mark	(0)	6248	0
Exclusive Interview With The Liberal Grocer	Business	11/17/2007	Mark	(0)	5910	0
Over Enthusiastic McDonald's Fry Cook Watches Too Much Hell's Kitchen, Coworkers Blanched	Business	8/30/2007	Mark	(0)	21679	0
Angry White Girl Hisses At Local Business Drug Testing Policy	Business	3/6/2007	Mark	(1)	7972	0
Guy With Big Giant Head Laments Lifetime Of Presumed Super Brilliance	Business	2/7/2007	Mark	(0)	6750	0
Local Workplace Agonizes Over Last Piece Of Pepperoni Pizza	Business	1/31/2007	Mark	(0)	5865	0
Widget Company Employees Demand to Know What a Widget Is	Business	1/30/2007	Kris	(0)	5687	0
Child's Play Chucky Slated To Join Bratz Doll Spring Selection	Business	12/30/2006	Mark	(4)	9110	0
Yazoo City Carnie Laughs Off Notion Of Background Check	Business	12/25/2006	Mark	(0)	7780	0
My Space Execs Ponder Changing Popular Site Name To www.ohjustgoaheadandmolestmydamnkidalready.com	Business	12/17/2006	Mark	(4)	6031	0
Local Sam's Club Promotes 28th Mini Manager Out Of Total Store Staff Of 52	Business	11/27/2006	Mark	(0)	8223	0
Honey Baked Ham Changes Name To Honey Baked Listeria	Business	11/26/2006	Mark	(0)	6974	0
Latest Weapons Technology Makes Nintendo Wii, Sony PS3 Most Fought Over Video Games Of 2006	Business	11/21/2006	Mark	(0)	6948	0
KFC Reinstalls Formally Taboo Word 'Fried' Into Modern Extra Crispy Advertising	Business	11/15/2006	Mark	(0)	9188	0
Really Cheesy Porn Music Named Top Killer Of Online Masturbation Fantasies	Business	11/7/2006	Mark	(0)	7715	0
Some Really Great Job Hunting Tips	Business	10/21/2006	Mark	(0)	8303	0
Department Of Labor Determines That Majority Of Labor Is Not Spent Laboring	Business	9/23/2006	Mark	(0)	6575	0
Crappy Tasting Toothpaste Must Be Good Because It's German	Business	9/10/2006	Mark	(0)	6409	0
Company Uses Adult Diapers To Increase Productivity	Business	9/7/2006	Kris	(1)	8980	0
Yahoo Message Boards Crash, Millions Displaced	Business	8/26/2006	Mark	(5)	9450	0
The Tragic Life of an Underappreciated Accountant	Business	8/23/2006	Kris	(0)	7826	0
Harshly Worded Saturday Morning Meeting Briefly Motivates Normally Torpid Sales Staff	Business	8/21/2006	Mark	(0)	6100	0
Local Coworker's Mutual Erotic Fantasies Sadly Fail To Connect	Business	8/19/2006	Mark	(0)	6860	0
Intrusive Job Screening Pretty Much Snuffs Enthusiasm Out Of Local Man	Business	7/11/2006	Mark	(1)	7546	0
Large Bulbous Vein On Bosses Forehead Leads To Hilarious Nicknames	Business	7/3/2006	Mark	(1)	8303	0
Huge Zit Tanks Otherwise Perfect Job Interview	Business	7/2/2006	Mark	(0)	7027	0
Chick With Huge Tits Wows Local Workplace	Business	6/9/2006	Mark	(6)	110309	5
Sprucy Sign Fails To Ritz Up Crappy Condo	Business	5/8/2006	Mark	(2)	9374	0
Call Center Employee Laughs Off Zacarias Moussaoui Supermax Sentence	Business	5/4/2006	Mark	(3)	17089	0
Walmart Launches 'Walnet' Satellite Network, Stuns World	Business	4/15/2006	Mark	(0)	13466	0
Wite-Out Voted Most Racist Office Supply	Business	4/11/2006	Kris	(8)	17455	0
American Idol Shocker: Sour Simon Cowell Calls It Quits, Castro Named Pinch Primper	Business	3/30/2006	Mark	(0)	7741	0
Author Legally Changes Name to Help Sell His Book	Business	2/24/2006	Kris	(0)	9018	0
Clandestine FBI Google Tap Yields Somewhat Embarrassing Results	Business	1/19/2006	Mark	(0)	13463	0
Tobacco Giant Ponders Firing Non-Smoking Employees	Business	1/14/2006	Mark	(0)	7361	0
Dell Computers Ponders 'PC's For The Homeless' Marketing Strategy	Business	12/31/2005	Mark	(3)	20121	0
Rising Gasoline Prises Cut Into Area Mans Beer Money	Business	12/11/2005	Mark	(0)	8300	0
Amish Website Plans Nixed By Lack of Electricity	Business	10/26/2005	Mark	(2)	7675	0
Digging In The Digital Dirt	Business	10/17/2005	Mark	(0)	12051	0
'Meatnormous' Sandwich Finally Drives The Burger King To Have His Head Examined	Business	10/5/2005	Mark	(0)	12576	0
Rumsfeld Punches Man in the Stomach	Business	8/1/2005	Ken ReCorr	(0)	7487	0
Small Business Employees Believe Their Boss Is From Hell	Business	7/11/2005	Kris	(0)	8960	0
One Minute Of Truth With A Pseudoephedrine Manufacturer	Business	7/6/2005	Mark	(2)	8237	0
Morning Bathroom Break Takes Unexpected Turn	Business	6/27/2005	Ken ReCorr	(0)	8934	0
Workplace Stairwell Nicknamed Gasoline Alley	Business	6/10/2005	Mark	(0)	6697	0
Mohammed Khalid Shaikh Creates Hair Care Club For Arab Men	Business	5/27/2005	Mark	(0)	11615	0
Fusilli Named Top Pasta In 2004	Business	5/26/2005	Mark	(0)	9127	0
Star Wars Geeks Calling in Sick Cripples Business	Business	5/19/2005	Kris	(4)	8897	0
Things That Make You Go Arggghh!!!	Business	3/28/2005	Mark	(1)	12706	0
Female Executive Shows Signs Of Developing A Scrotum	Business	3/13/2005	Mark	(0)	9699	0
Italian Beverage-Deli Store Owner Punks Student Employees For Using Big Words	Business	3/10/2005	Mark	(0)	8545	0
Terrorist Dot Com	Business	2/20/2005	Mark	(8)	9479	0
Death By Blog	Business	2/12/2005	Mark	(5)	11512	0
Ohio Workplace Endures Bitter Power Struggle	Business	1/29/2005	Mark	(0)	7074	0
Sluggard Boss Thanks God For MS Word Auto Correct	Business	1/8/2005	Mark	(2)	7860	0
Woman Watches Infomercial, Actually Buys Into It	Business	1/6/2005	Mark	(2)	8281	0
Man Writes Scathing Reseller Review Online, Feels Vindicated	Business	12/31/2004	Mark	(2)	7309	0
Stolen Office Supplies Discovered in Iraq	Business	12/12/2004	Kris	(0)	8365	0
Photos To Inspire	Business	9/27/2004	Kris	(13)	80510	0
Predatory realtor stumbles, loses money on deal	Business	8/17/2004	Mark	(2)	6819	0
Bank robberies quick source of cash	Business	6/16/2004	Kris	(5)	14052	0
Money quick and easy	Business	3/12/2004	Dr. Quickbucks	(3)	6805	0
Ghost of Christmas Past fired	Business	6/19/2003	Kris	(0)	9459	0