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Cover Bums in Orange Paint to Make them More Like Traffic Cones
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Editorials
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2/2/2009
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Kris
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(0) 
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22525
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5
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Ten Things We All Should Say More Often
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Editorials
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1/12/2009
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Kris
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(1)
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5376
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0
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Your Parents Don't Love You
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Editorials
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11/16/2008
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Kris
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(4)
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6119
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3
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The Lost Art of Cow Tipping
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Editorials
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4/21/2007
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Kris
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(7)
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14962
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0
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To Anyone and Everyone Sick to Death of the Senseless MySpace Debate
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Editorials
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4/3/2007
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Katherine Sorensen
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(8)
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4835
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0
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The True Story of Saint Patrick
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Editorials
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3/16/2007
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Kris
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(2)
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6421
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0
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So, What's The Psychology Behind American Idol?
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Editorials
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1/17/2007
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Mark
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(5)
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6663
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0
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The Columbine High School Massacre Explained
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Editorials
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1/7/2007
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Mark
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(0)
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5238
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0
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Why Bears Don't Make Good Friends
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Editorials
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10/31/2006
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Kris
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(1)
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5005
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0
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The True Story of Smiley Faces
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Editorials
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8/12/2006
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Kris
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(3)
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11944
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0
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Someone Is Stealing My Garbage
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Editorials
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6/21/2006
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Kris
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(7)
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8585
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0
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The Tragic Lives of Roller Rink Disk Jockeys
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Editorials
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2/19/2006
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Kris
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(4)
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25025
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0
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My Mom, The Marsupial
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Editorials
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1/15/2006
|
Mark
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(1)
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6791
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0
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Offensive Article Offends the Easily Offended
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Editorials
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11/18/2005
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Kris
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(0)
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8386
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0
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Hit Me With Your Best Snot, er Shot
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Editorials
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11/1/2005
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Ken ReCorr
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(0)
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6265
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0
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Things That Make You Go Arrrgh!!! part 2
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Editorials
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9/22/2005
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Mark
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(0)
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8773
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0
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Bad Segue Topics for Uncomfortable Situations
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Editorials
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7/27/2005
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Ken ReCorr
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(4)
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6443
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0
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America The Brutal
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Editorials
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7/11/2005
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Mark
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(12)
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8281
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0
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One Minute Of Truth With A Liberal Part 2
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Editorials
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6/20/2005
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Mark
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(22)
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9046
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0
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Great Title Attracts Visitors to Poor Article
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Editorials
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2/23/2005
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Kris
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(3)
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7279
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0
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Diary Of A Farker
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Editorials
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1/12/2005
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Mark
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(22)
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9990
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0
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A Smooth Operator Christmas
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Editorials
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12/18/2004
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Kris
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(5)
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7947
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0
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Who Kidnapped Spongebob Squarepants?
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Editorials
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12/4/2004
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Mark
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(5)
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32355
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0
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The Tragic Lives of Middlemen
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Editorials
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12/1/2004
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Kris
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(2)
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7169
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0
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Wife looks up husband's credit rating on Web, wants divorce
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Editorials
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11/15/2004
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Mark
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(0)
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7838
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0
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Smthop.com: Fighting the good fight for good fighters everywhere
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Editorials
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11/10/2004
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Mark
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(0)
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5520
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0
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The World according to Lothar, part VI
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Editorials
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10/31/2004
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Mark
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(0)
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5297
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0
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My Daddy’s a Ninja: The Truth About Ninja Adoption
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Editorials
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10/27/2004
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Ryan
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(2)
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7830
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0
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Feminist admits getting offended by basically everything
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Editorials
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10/22/2004
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Mark
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(6)
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6689
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0
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The True Story of The Boy Who Cried Wolf
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Editorials
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10/13/2004
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Kris
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(6)
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25487
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3
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Foot Locker employee reprimanded for being too stanky
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Editorials
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9/29/2004
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Mark
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(2)
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8341
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0
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A pleasant afternoon with Chevely McDigg
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Editorials
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9/11/2004
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Mark
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(0)
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8123
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0
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Italian guy gets punked on his homepage, vendetta ensues
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Editorials
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9/3/2004
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Mark
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(0)
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7330
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0
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So what's the fuss about hot saucing?
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Editorials
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8/24/2004
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Mark
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(0)
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8879
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0
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Married couple mistakingly "meet" on cheater's site
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Editorials
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8/7/2004
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Mark
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(12)
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6290
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0
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Smooth Operator rates American Whisky
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Editorials
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7/14/2004
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Mark
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(2)
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7688
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0
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Boogieman proclaims ‘Camping is great’
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Editorials
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7/8/2004
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Kris
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(0)
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5701
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0
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Woman confuses 'hydrocarbons' with 'carbohydrates'
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Editorials
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7/3/2004
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Mark
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(0)
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5850
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0
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Colonel Colt made all men...Conservatives?
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Editorials
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7/3/2004
|
Mark
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(2)
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9020
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0
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Happy 1/2 New Year!
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Editorials
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7/1/2004
|
Mark
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(6)
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8977
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0
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Summertime!
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Editorials
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6/27/2004
|
Mark
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(0)
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7445
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0
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Beyond Minnie Me
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Editorials
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6/25/2004
|
Mark
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(0)
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8625
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0
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What's in a name, part 2
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Editorials
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6/23/2004
|
Mark
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(0)
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7454
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0
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Blame it on the Caveman
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Editorials
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6/18/2004
|
Mark
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(1)
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6239
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0
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Gentlemen, start your engines!
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Editorials
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6/14/2004
|
Mark
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(0)
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6910
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0
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What's in a name? part 1
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Editorials
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6/12/2004
|
Mark
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(0)
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5538
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0
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Some really cool words
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Editorials
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6/10/2004
|
Mark
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(9)
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18179
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0
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That very special bond
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Editorials
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6/9/2004
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Mark
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(0)
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5270
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0
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Man sneezes in library, public reaction seems confused
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Editorials
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6/5/2004
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Mark
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(0)
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5906
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0
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Have a happy Memorial day?
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Editorials
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6/3/2004
|
Mark
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(3)
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7517
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0
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Don't fear the Reaper....unless he's got a gun or something
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Editorials
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5/17/2004
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Mel S.
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(0)
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19216
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0
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Soundman!
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Editorials
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5/12/2004
|
Mark
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(0)
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7621
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0
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Why do salted slugs melt?
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Editorials
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5/10/2004
|
Mark
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(0)
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19134
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2
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I want to be like Neo
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Editorials
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5/9/2004
|
Mark
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(3)
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5840
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0
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Of ice and men
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Editorials
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5/8/2004
|
Mark
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(0)
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5432
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0
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Life in the 29th Dimension
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Editorials
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5/7/2004
|
Mark
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(5)
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6501
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0
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Subliminal Messages Found in 'White Christmas'
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Editorials
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5/2/2004
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Mel S.
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(0)
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9657
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0
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The silent asassins
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Editorials
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4/30/2004
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Mark
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(0)
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9717
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0
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Reality bytes!
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Editorials
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4/26/2004
|
Mark
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(0)
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5513
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0
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A true tale of 2 survivors
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Editorials
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4/25/2004
|
Mark
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(0)
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7585
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0
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A wild night: Alcohol, aliens, and canned food
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Editorials
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4/22/2004
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Kris
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(3)
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13312
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0
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What would Jerry Seinfeld say?
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Editorials
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4/17/2004
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Mark
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(0)
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5646
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0
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What Would Sam Kinison say? part 3
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Editorials
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4/15/2004
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Mark
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(0)
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5777
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0
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What would Al Bundy say?
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Editorials
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4/13/2004
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Mark
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(5)
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10577
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0
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What would Winston Churchill say?
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Editorials
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4/10/2004
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Mark
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(1)
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9368
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0
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Vampire Hunters optimistic victory is near
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Editorials
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4/8/2004
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Kris
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(1)
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7523
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5
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bEAM mE uP sCOTTY!
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Editorials
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3/28/2004
|
Mark
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(3)
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7687
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0
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What would Sam Kinison say? part 2
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Editorials
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3/23/2004
|
Mark
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(3)
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7705
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0
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What would Sam Kinison say? part 1
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Editorials
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3/20/2004
|
Mark
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(17)
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75148
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0
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The Future is Now, Suckers!
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Editorials
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3/16/2004
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Mel S.
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(0)
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5435
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0
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Little Jimmy goes to Canada
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Editorials
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3/11/2004
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Mark
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(1)
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5835
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0
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My dad, the Pirate!
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Editorials
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3/10/2004
|
Mark
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(0)
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5787
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0
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Lesser seen bobble head dolls
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Editorials
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3/2/2004
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Mark
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(2)
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7665
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0
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Godzilla vs. Chuck Norris
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Editorials
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2/29/2004
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Mel S.
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(1)
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21337
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0
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The Hooter that shook the World
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Editorials
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2/26/2004
|
Mark
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(3)
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5548
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0
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Mixed (up) Media
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Editorials
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2/24/2004
|
Mark
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(3)
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5566
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0
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Piss or get off the Message Board
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Editorials
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2/18/2004
|
Mark
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(27)
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34869
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0
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Canadian Binary Robots destroy Faketown
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Editorials
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2/16/2004
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Kris
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(2)
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6500
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0
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America needs you, Al Bundy!
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Editorials
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2/14/2004
|
Mark
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(5)
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9234
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0
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The World according to Lothar - Valentine's edition
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Editorials
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2/12/2004
|
Mark
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(2)
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5694
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0
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John Barleycorn Must Die!
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Editorials
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2/7/2004
|
Mark
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(6)
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18346
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0
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Simon Cowell rates Smooth Operator
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Editorials
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2/3/2004
|
Mark
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(11)
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8576
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0
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Sushi chef fantasizes he is Samurai
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Editorials
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2/2/2004
|
Mark
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(6)
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5386
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0
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Christopher Walken Becomes a Ghostbuster
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Editorials
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1/26/2004
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Mel S.
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(1)
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17752
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0
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Mad Cows reported in Ft. Worth, 2 dead
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Editorials
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12/30/2003
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Mark
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(2)
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7528
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0
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Did American television drive Saddam to surrender?
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Editorials
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12/18/2003
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Mark
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(2)
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7779
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0
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Billboard's Top Twenty restuarant review
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Editorials
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12/12/2003
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Mark
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(5)
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8158
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0
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Test Tube Earth
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Editorials
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12/4/2003
|
Mark
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(4)
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8537
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0
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Pick Your Prison
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Editorials
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11/21/2003
|
Mark
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(3)
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5395
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0
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Trolling for Trolls
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Editorials
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11/19/2003
|
Mark
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(16)
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8088
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0
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COPS lighting and sound
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Editorials
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11/18/2003
|
Mark
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(0)
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5590
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0
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Differences split small Ohio Town
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Editorials
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10/25/2003
|
Mark
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(5)
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7879
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0
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Chuck Yeager Driving School
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Editorials
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10/4/2003
|
Mark
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(5)
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9456
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0
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Bill Gates grows tail
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Editorials
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9/27/2003
|
Mark
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(2)
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7900
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0
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Spam Extreme
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Editorials
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9/9/2003
|
Mark
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(6)
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5659
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0
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Al-Qaeda targeting Amish Community
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Editorials
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8/11/2003
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Mark
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(4)
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8507
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0
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Depression therapy as effective as drugs
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Editorials
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7/29/2003
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John DiMase
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(0)
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7154
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0
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A better Superman
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Editorials
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7/15/2003
|
Kris
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(3)
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12152
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0
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Rubber ducks to hit land; Man finally selects career
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Editorials
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7/14/2003
|
Mark
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(0)
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5768
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0
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If the worst can happen... It probably will
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Editorials
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7/10/2003
|
Mark
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(3)
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5678
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0
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