Smooth Operator

Article	Category	Date	Author	Comments	Views	Rating
Local Man Drinks Stacker 6 Hour Energy Drink, Pisses Most Out Later	Health	10/17/2010	Mark	(0)	16697	0
The Plight of Uncontrollable Nose Picking in Vehicles Today	Health	11/28/2008	Kris	(0)	4794	0
Starving Kid/Fat Kid Exchange Program	Health	11/9/2008	Kris	(0)	6595	4.5
No one killed in Bancroft, West Virginia Today	Health	7/20/2008	Kris	(0)	3594	0
Bike Helmets Do Not Protect From Bears	Health	7/4/2008	Kris	(0)	8792	0
MIT Scientists Predict Man Will Go Number 3 By the Year 3000	Health	6/26/2008	Kris	(1)	4327	0
Mysterious Odor Linked to New Jersey Man	Health	1/9/2007	Kris	(3)	7003	0
Study: Overweight Rich People Think Their Fat Is More Valuable Than Yours	Health	12/31/2006	Mark	(1)	18989	0
Cheap Chinese Razors Lacerate Leggy Local Gal	Health	12/27/2006	Mark	(0)	7667	0
Recovering Alcoholic Starts Drinking After Falling off a Wagon	Health	10/24/2006	Kris	(0)	5458	0
Local Dog Smells Man's Balls, Detects Deadly Cancer	Health	10/6/2006	Mark	(0)	6033	0
Popeye Deathly Ill After Eating Tainted Spinach	Health	9/15/2006	Kris	(0)	10369	0
Local Gal Gets Addicted To Oxycontin, Blames Hydrocodone Instead	Health	9/14/2006	Mark	(0)	16468	0
So, You Think Pot Is Natural, Huh?	Health	8/20/2006	Mark	(2)	10771	0
Ever Wonder What Tourette Syndrome Is Really Like?	Health	7/18/2006	Mark	(2)	5728	0
Big Huge Muscle Guy Pretty Much Scaring The Hell Out Of Everyone He Bumps Into	Health	6/10/2006	Mark	(0)	10692	0
Spurious Self-Diagnosis On 'Web MD' Drives Local Hypochondriac Into Mad Tizzy	Health	6/7/2006	Mark	(0)	6790	0
The Rich And The Lipless	Health	5/18/2006	Mark	(0)	9260	0
Old People Farms	Health	5/9/2006	Kris	(3)	6682	0
Bushy Tailed Freaks: When Squirrels Attack!!	Health	4/14/2006	Mark	(0)	17599	0
One Too Many MAS*H Reruns Finally Kill Local Man	Health	2/19/2006	Mark	(5)	9868	0
Man Passes Gas, Much Smellier Than Anticipated	Health	11/22/2005	Ken ReCorr	(0)	9613	0
The Rolling Stones Gather Moss	Health	8/10/2005	Kris	(2)	7039	0
Pacman Fever Outbreak Successfully Contained	Health	6/27/2005	Kris	(0)	7648	0
The Dangerous Illusion Of Reassuring Smells	Health	6/24/2005	Mark	(0)	9121	0
Heart Patient Dies After Strenuous Journey, Irony Cited As Probably Cause	Health	5/8/2005	Ken ReCorr	(0)	8408	0
I-I'm Having Chest Pains!!	Health	4/23/2005	Mark	(0)	6836	0
Quicksand Leading Accidental Killer of Morons	Health	3/22/2005	Kris	(0)	23083	0
Guaranteed Weight Loss With The 'Eat Less' Diet	Health	3/14/2005	Kris	(5)	12800	0
Guy With Stanky Breath Finally Goes To Dentist, Starts Getting Dates	Health	1/26/2005	Mark	(0)	6860	0
Toaster Related Deaths at an All-Time High	Health	12/30/2004	Kris	(11)	55253	5
ER Nurse Uses Inappropriate Bedside Manner On Gang Shooting Victim	Health	11/27/2004	Mark	(1)	8845	0
Thrive, Mein Fuhrer, thrive!!	Health	11/8/2004	Mark	(2)	6642	0
Boy Fakes Coma After Parents Force Him to Eat Vegetables	Health	10/21/2004	Kris	(1)	14643	1
Small School Experiences Cooties Outbreak	Health	9/22/2004	Kris	(0)	6879	0
Fat woman percieves herself as thin, keeps eating	Health	8/26/2004	Mark	(6)	11622	0
Glue Sniffing increases likelihood of Bedwetting	Health	7/27/2004	Kris	(12)	21207	0
James Bonds diagnosed with crabs	Health	5/12/2004	Mel S.	(6)	5869	0
FDA considers ban on sale of Pez	Health	4/12/2004	Kris	(0)	7383	0
Foibles of Faketown	Health	3/31/2004	Mark	(0)	8995	0
Work makes man tired	Health	1/21/2004	Kris	(1)	7421	0
Subway Jared: America's ticking time bomb	Health	11/24/2003	Mark	(0)	7564	0
Man contracts SARS from IRC	Health	5/12/2003	Kris	(1)	11583	0
West Nile Virus renamed A-OK Virus	Health	4/16/2003	Kris	(2)	8965	0