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Article	Category	Date	Author	Comments	Views	Rating
Most Observers a Little Shaky on Ragtag Libyan Rebels	World News	4/3/2011	Mark	(0)	25603	0
Lonely Canadian Man Marries Local Maple Tree	World News	11/7/2010	Mark	(0)	26076	0
Rampaging Giant Jesus Statue Comes To Life, Ravages Small Town	World News	11/7/2010	Mark	(2)	21255	0
Newly Discovered T-Rex Cousin Enjoyed Romantic Walks on the Beach	World News	12/11/2009	Kris	(0)	8335	1
Angry Jesus Punishes Local Man For Being A Dick	World News	8/13/2009	Mark	(0)	3528	0
Area Liberal Girl Simply Can't Admit Global Warming Isn't True, Even If It Isn't	World News	7/25/2009	Mark	(2)	4942	0
North Korea Threatens World Peace with Zombies	World News	6/1/2009	Kris	(0)	13409	0
Al Gore Admits Making Up Global Warming	World News	2/18/2009	Kris	(4)	6695	4
Robots vs. Canadians	World News	1/23/2009	Kris	(0)	3425	5
Peanut King Promises Death to Humanity	World News	12/4/2008	Kris	(3)	6148	0
Worlds Fattest Man Mystery Shocker: How in Hell Does This Guy Take a Crap?!	World News	10/31/2008	Mark	(4)	11065	0
Fight Back Against Mother Earth on Reverse Earth Day	World News	10/28/2008	Kris	(0)	3179	5
Scientists Baffled How Giant Reef Ended up in Australian Outback	World News	9/22/2008	Kris	(0)	2712	0
Polar Bears must be taught to Swim	World News	7/22/2008	Kris	(0)	3465	0
Global Warming Good, But Could be Better	World News	7/2/2008	Kris	(0)	3569	0
Canned MySpace Party Pics Becoming National Fad	World News	5/22/2008	Mark	(0)	4746	0
Study Reveals 90% of Atlantis Youth Can't Find Atlantis on a Map	World News	2/16/2008	Kris	(1)	3855	0
Clay Aiken Gored In Pamplona Bull Run	World News	7/9/2007	Mark	(4)	7522	0
Huge Dent In Al-Zawahiri's Forehead Pretty Much Overshadows Latest Death And Damnation Video	World News	7/4/2007	Mark	(1)	9113	0
Tropical Storm Naming Rights Up For Sale	World News	5/9/2007	Kris	(0)	3885	0
Hard Lessons Learned From The War In Iraq	World News	5/4/2007	Mark	(7)	4320	0
Religious Offerings for Volcano God Pete Must be Carefully Monitored	World News	4/24/2007	Kris	(3)	5985	0
Latin Americans Protest Bush Visit, Clean Water, Paved Roads, Medical Care, Everything Else American	World News	3/14/2007	Mark	(0)	4087	0
Global Warming Still Has Room For Improvement	World News	2/5/2007	Kris	(4)	6171	0
Kindly Farmer Arrested for Brandishing Pitchfork At Prince Charles's Estate	World News	1/31/2007	Kris	(0)	5134	0
MySpace Dude Thanks God For Chicks That Put Out	World News	1/9/2007	Mark	(0)	4403	0
MySpace Chick Thanks God For Velcro Bra Straps	World News	1/9/2007	Mark	(3)	16538	0
Mutant Chinese Pigs Threaten America	World News	1/4/2007	Kris	(0)	5004	0
Santa Practices Discrimination Against the Poor	World News	12/30/2006	Kris	(7)	6306	0
Embarrassed Carjackers Signs Up For Driver's School	World News	10/19/2006	Kris	(0)	6745	0
Lonely Canadian Man Marries Local Maple Tree	World News	6/12/2006	Mark	(3)	15691	0
Somalia Unable to Acquire US Support to Fight Pirate Menace	World News	4/18/2006	Kris	(2)	8033	0
Rogue Whale Terrorizes London	World News	1/20/2006	Kris	(44)	8302	0
Drugs, Wars, and Kidnapping Make Colombia a Top Tourist Destination	World News	8/2/2005	Kris	(21)	11731	4.5
The Battle For Piñata Rights	World News	7/20/2005	Kris	(0)	10154	0
The Horrible Life of Jane Phill	World News	6/10/2005	Kris	(10)	5890	0
Man Stranded On Desert Island Since 1980 Rescued, Remains Stranded Socially	World News	5/6/2005	Mark	(3)	14701	0
Satan's Cellphone Hacked, Unholy Allegiances Made Public	World News	3/31/2005	Andy Leeds	(0)	6557	0
Sumo Dad Goes To Iraq	World News	3/23/2005	Mark	(1)	5780	0
Tired of Prank Phone Calls, Satan Changes Number	World News	3/23/2005	Kris	(6)	13294	5
Little Sister Gains Upper Hand In Family Judo Lessons	World News	3/12/2005	Mark	(0)	7603	0
Musicians Establish Country after Violent Invasion	World News	3/9/2005	Simon G.	(0)	5711	0
Super Nanny Dispatched to North Korea	World News	2/27/2005	Ken ReCorr	(0)	15556	0
Saudi Man Risks Ass To Buy Red Roses	World News	2/13/2005	Mark	(3)	8322	0
Famed Archaeololgist: Ancient Egyptians Had Really Nice Asses	World News	2/3/2005	Mark	(0)	7622	0
European Union Considers Ban on Nazi Symbols	World News	1/21/2005	Ken ReCorr	(1)	7581	0
Einstein's Brain Found At Wisconsin Garage Sale	World News	12/15/2004	Mark	(3)	11923	0
Osama, Salman Rushdie Found Hiding In Same Cave	World News	12/12/2004	Mark	(0)	5630	0
Iraqi Beanie Baby Drop Goes Awry, Dozens Injured	World News	12/8/2004	Ken ReCorr	(0)	5830	0
Boy Lets Fly Walk On His Face, Creeps Everyone Out	World News	12/8/2004	Mark	(1)	5847	0
U.S. Gays flocking to Canada, Canadians worry about getting a reputation	World News	11/21/2004	Mark	(4)	8638	0
Woman Laments Lifetime with Double Entendre British Name	World News	11/20/2004	Mark	(0)	7673	0
World Angered by America's Calling Code	World News	11/10/2004	Kris	(0)	7473	0
New Video Shows Osama bin Laden Hit in the Crotch with a Football	World News	10/30/2004	Kris	(1)	13879	0
Iraqi man displays theological indifference	World News	9/5/2004	Mark	(0)	5779	0
The World according to Lothar part V	World News	7/21/2004	Mark	(0)	6413	0
Boy born from 21-year-old sperm, drinks beer	World News	5/30/2004	J.B. Cougar	(5)	6744	0
What if everyone in China jumped off a chair?	World News	4/19/2004	Mark	(2)	8391	0
The World according to Lothar part V	World News	3/19/2004	Mark	(0)	6330	0
The World according to Lothar part IV	World News	3/4/2004	Mark	(4)	7005	0
The World according to Lothar part II	World News	1/28/2004	Mark	(0)	4784	0
The World according to Lothar	World News	12/16/2003	Mark	(5)	6557	0
Overpopulated Japan to rid Island of Monsters	World News	8/4/2003	Mark	(2)	6254	0
Evil lair discovered, global madmen captured	World News	6/6/2003	Mark Fisher	(2)	5034	0
Grilling, Suicide, and Name-calling Unleashed	World News	4/10/2003	Mark Fisher	(8)	6168	0
Salvation Army not actually an Army	World News	12/16/2002	Kris	(0)	7012	0