Barack Obama Urges America To Look To The Cookie
on 5/6/2007 (7)
(AP) DNC Presidential hopeful Barack Obama urged Americans to "look to the cookie" to glean desperately needed racial harmony in America today.
|Look to the cookie, America, look to the cookie! |
"Look to the cookie, look to the cookie!" Trumpeted Obama, keenly nibbling a half-vanilla, half-chocolate butter wafer crunch "All the ingredients are in here, a harmonious blend of both chocolate and vanilla in every delectable bite! A reveling symphony of glorious, buttery lip-smacking, golden-crusted, sweet-creamery goodness! Look to the cookie, America, look to the cookie!"
Hillary Clinton, the other DNC Presidential hopeful, unenthusiastically remarked however, "Eh, no thanks. I haven't thrown up since the Monica Lewinsky Moon Pie days, and was really, really hoping to keep it that way."
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