OJ Simpson Now Top Suspect in Natalee Holloway Disappearance
on 12/20/2007 (10)
Just days after dropping charges against Joran van der Sloot and brothers Deepak and Satish Kalpoe, the prime suspects in the disappearance of American Natalee Holloway for the past two years, a new suspect in the case has been announced.
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A statement issued by the Aruban Prosecutor's Office stated:
"Now that charges against the three prime suspects in this case have been dismissed, clearly the next person we must investigate is notorious former American Football star O.J. Simpson. It is our understanding from watching American television that Mr. Simpson is a dangerous man and not above the unsolicited murder of a young American woman. In addition, Mr. Simpson has been unable to account for his whereabouts on the last day Ms. Holloway was seen."
O.J. Simpson is currently facing charges of robbery, burglary, and kidnapping, leading credence to the quality of character the Aruban police are claiming. In addition, it is widely believed Simpson was responsible for the murders of his ex-wife and her friend.
"OJ has killed in the past and I think it's safe to assume he will kill again," said one source in the Aruban police department.
"It's actually become very common for police to blame crimes on OJ Simpson," said American police detective Arnold Kline. "He has been the prime suspect in numerous crimes since his murder acquittal in 1995. The DC Sniper, Jon Benét Ramsey, the Lindbergh baby, and global warming have all been blamed at one time or another on OJ Simpson."
Simpson was unavailable for comments on these allegations. Long time Simpson friend Kato Kaelin is reportedly warming up his white Ford Bronco in the event a not so speedy getaway is needed.ig0"<
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