Michelle Obama's Mouth Named New Greenhouse Gas Champion
on 3/26/2008 (0)
Notorious for troubling, controversial quotes such as “Iowa will make the difference. If Barack doesn’t win Iowa, it is just a dream. If we win Iowa, then we can move to the world as it should be.”, Michelle Obama's mouth recently surpassed 101 developed nations as the world's new greenhouse gas emitting champion. U.S. Geological Survey spokeswoman Kari McGee explains.
"Michelle Obama's mouth is the latest source of carbon dioxide emissions that will prove to be a problem over the short term. We compare the heat-producing effects of a single typical Michelle Obama quote as producing the same amount of greenhouse gases as a 500 megawatt coal plant operating for one year, and it only promises to get worse as the November election approaches. The needle is off scale, and just keeps rising. Where it stops, nobody knows."
No word is out if her husband Barack will try to intervene to mitigate the effects of the Michelle peril, but gently mused "I think this has some oblique association with the phrase 'talking out of your ass', from an environmental perspective at least, for sure."isplay:none">
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