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Foot Locker Employee Reprimanded For Being Too Stanky

by Mark on 10/14/2008 (0)

The stanky guys and gals at Foot Locker: Same referee shirt, every day, all week long.

GREAT LAKES MALL, OH -Foot locker store manager Paul Silko, rummaging through a case of slimy returned Jordan Air sneakers, re-enforced his controversial managerial decision

"I've got a store to run, here. My district manager has been breathing down my neck to sell more add-ons like Dr. Scholl's foot odor pads and powder and the like. I'm no rocket scientist or whatnot, but hey, I can take a hint!"

Although all Foot Lockers, according to Silko, "smell, well, just like a foot locker", there is apparently an accepted ambient store 'stank level' that is tolerated by management, and sales maker Robert Ramp apparently exceeded that level.

"Yeah,yeah...I KNOW that these stores smell like a soggy baseball that's been soaking in an algae covered duck pond for two years, but there are limits over here too. Ramp exceeded the norm, and had to be set straight. Plus, he's my best extended warranty salesman. You find guys like that once in a blue moon, stanky or not!"

Ramp apparently complied, and no longer smells like "rotting raw sewage", and now registers in as a Foot Locker tolerable "mild provolone sandwich with onions."h="0"

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