Worlds Fattest Man Mystery Shocker: How in Hell Does This Guy Take a Crap?!
on 10/31/2008 (4)
Mexico City - Mexican Manuel Uribe, the world's fattest man in the 2007 Guinness Book of Records, has married his friend's widow in a televised ceremony the US Discovery Channel dubbed "My Big Fat Mexican Wedding". Not-so-subtle questions abound, however, as to how the 1230 lb. Uribe manages his basic bodily functions and myriad theories have arisen in keen response.
|Holy whopping crappers, Batman! |
“I think they cut a huge hole under his ass in the bed.” Piously pondered Flushing Meadows, NY, resident, Burt Dupa “Then they got this huge bucket under the bed. Kinda like a slop trough. Then he’s got a rag on a stick to wipe up, well…whatever he possibly can get at, I suppose…which probably ain’t nearly enough...must smell like a shitter hole in that poor feller's house, no doubt...yeah, that’s the way they do it, yup.”
Bowling Green, OH, massage therapist Jeanne Kadukis disagreed
“I bet they have a huge greased bedpan they slide under him, for sure. It must take, like, three people to do it. Two people lift his massive butt folds up for a few seconds, and then, zing! The third slides the pan in. Pure teamwork!”
No word is out how Uribe actually does muster his bowel management issues, but other questions have arisen regarding nuptials and his newlywed, thinnish bride, but Uribe promised that was “another sickening tale for another sleazy and sordid time.” src="h
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