Barack Obama First Order of Business: Dump Tired Black Wife For Some Smokin' Hot White Ass
on 11/8/2008 (1)
D.C. - Barack Obama spread his newly unfurled Presidential wings today by promising to make good on his highly advertised notion of change by "dumping the tired old house frau for some really top shelf white tail." Barack Describes:
|Hey, baby! C'mere an' give ol' Barackie some change I can believe in! |
"I'm talkin' change! Yeah that's right, people, real change! I'm talkin' about changing Michelle into a Monica Keena, or that speecy, spicy Baywatch package Simmone Mackinnon, or that perfect 10 Alice Taglioni with the great cans, or maybe even that totally hot, smokin' piece of ass, Angelina "Tombraider" Jolie! Now that's what change is all about, folks! Real, real change!"
No word is out from Michelle Obama regarding her husband's first Presidential mandate, or the rather telling, if not somewhat sardonic reality that successful black men seem to prefer white women, but Michelle shrugged and grinned "Imagine the alimony with two kids, Barack's income, plus I get the big house!"isplay:none
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