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The Decline of the T-800 Line of Terminator
by Kris on 12/30/2008 (5)

For years, if you bought a T-800 series Terminator from Cyberdyne Systems, you knew you were getting a quality killing machine, easily capable of killing humans in the past, present, and future. The last five years though has seen a marked decline in the quality of such formerly great products.

"A late 80's or early 90's T-800 was an unstopable killing machine," said media mogal Rupert Murdoch, who has taken out several rivals through the use of a terminator."Now they are pretty much junk, only suitable for the termination of the most incompitent employees."

On the left side in the below picture is a 1984 T-800 model. It is lean, strong, and most definately bad ass. This is the model that put Cyberdyne on the map. Compare that with the picuture on the left of a 2008 T-800. It is flabby, out of shape, and far less menacing.

Left: Badass.
Right: Put a shirt on.

While Cyberdyne has assured consumers that, despite how it looks on the outside, the internals are still as strong a killing machine as it was when it first went into production in the early 1980's, customers have complained otherwise.

"These new T-800 are always getting winded or having to take naps or going on and on about how much harder they had it in their day," said one long-time customer who is now considering poisoning his town's watersupply as a more effective means to take out rivals.

Many blame the failures of the recent T-800 model on Cyberdyne's new model additions such as the T-850, T-1000, and T-X, which have spread resources of the company thin while garnishing only modest profits. Others feel the T-800 line is simply too old and needs to be retired."0"0" style

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1. by Motz on 12/31/2008 8:11:18 AM
The T-800 was designed to mimic aging. It is both part of its programming and one of its essential design flaws and limitations. The T1000 has no such issues.

To see the newest line of Terminator, Google 'Summer Glau'. You won't be disappointed.ig </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
2. by turnbuckle on 1/5/2009 1:18:02 PM
Err... isn't she a T-800 series? T-1000 is the liquid terminator.g </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
3. by turnbuckle on 1/5/2009 1:26:00 PM
My bad, of course she's not a T-800. But she is also not as advanced as T-1000. A T-900 maybe? src= </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
4. by Motz on 1/7/2009 2:21:15 AM
Not sure, but she IS different, as she can eat, and that suggests she can poop, and maybe even have sex. What's with John? He could be banging this smoking hot Terminatress, and he's blowing it off. Must be" </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
5. by Kris on 1/7/2009 6:50:58 AM
Her class is TOK715, though they've not mentioned any specific model number.uildi </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>

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