Coroner: Michael Jackson's Body Doesn't Need Embalming
on 6/27/2009 (10)
|Don't fear the Reaper, Thriller style. |
(AP) An unexpected thriller emerged regarding the sudden tragic death of Pop icon Michael Jackson today. Los Angeles county coroner Eli Lilly describes:
"We received Jackson's remains at 2:00 A.M. Thursday, and prepared the customary prescribed embalming process, but were stupefied and stunned to observe that the remains were not decomposing, in a state of rigor mortis, or indicated any other post mortem symptoms. We are currently at a loss to explain this, but suspect that all of Michael's plastic surgeries may have a role in this, his diet or drug regimen, we're not sure which one, or perhaps a combination of them all. We will release new information as it unfolds."
Tatiana Kavorkian, A long time nursing assistant to Jackson at the imfamous Neverland Ranch, recalled that "Jackson showed no signs of cellular reduction or regeneration since the Thriller video in 1984."u
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