Area Liberal Girl Simply Can't Admit Global Warming Isn't True, Even If It Isn't
on 7/25/2009 (2)
|OMG! What total fucking racist bullshit!!|
(AP) Springfield, Illinois, Liberal Girl Cindy Schmalhaus sternly and frankly proclaimed that admitting that Global Warming is a potentially hasty and dangling theory "simply isn't on my immediate powerful agenda, period".
In spite of three consecutive years of global cooling, and growing evidence that the previous warming trend was merely a perfectly natural cyclical temperature fluctuation in the earth's indigenous climate, and in further spite of the fact that China and India are the world's current biggest contributors of greenhouse gases, Schmalhaus persisted.
"OMG! That is such total racist bullshit!! That's exactly what the lilly white Bushco devils international incorporated wanted us to believe! Global Warming is cold iron fact to me, and real or not, I flatly refuse to alter my steadfast beliefs one tiny iota! The world is burning up, and the Conservatives in America and Europe are causing it! Obama says so, so I believe it!"
Indeed, Cindy Schmalhaus is not the only one to abuse the Global Warming Theory to their own immediate wants and needs. Liberals of both sexes and all ages have wittingly evolved unproven theory into scientific fact for political ends, even elevating Global Warming into a quasi-religion, conspicuously, quite often violently, squelching doubts that it may not be true after all.
Heinz "Shatzi" Schmalhaus, Cindy's father, coyly concurred "Cindy is a bit of a egotistical, self-righteous you-know-what, but she gets that from www.dailykos.com and her mother, at least her 1980's mother anyway.""00" style
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