Eminent Physicist: 'Gorillaz' Noodle Could Not Have Survived Fiery Lighthouse Crash
on 8/2/2009 (15)
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Eminent physicist Dr. Hans Krebbs, after reviewing the Gorillaz youtube.com video El Manana, declared that Noodle died in the subsequent shooting down of the light house island and "could not have possibly bailed out or survived the horrific crash". Krebbs details:
"After reviewing the film several times, it became very clear to me that Noodle could not have bailed out with a parachute and survived the shooting down of the lighthouse, as has been claimed. The mass of the overall island, the speed of reentry, and the point in the video that clearly shows the hapless Noodle still mired in the lighthouse basement just before crashing does not allow enough time for the deployment of a parachute, as has been claimed."
Krebbs took a slide rule from his shirt pocket and pondered professionally
"Furthermore, the debris field, including whipping anchor cables and tumbling guitar cases would have dashed Noodle to pieces even if she managed to eject, and she is clearly not even wearing a parachute moments before contact with the ground. I cannot imagine any given scenario where she could have managed to put on a parachute while she was falling and survived. Noodle is dead, in my opinion, in spite of her great defiance and courage, and I stand firmly behind it, based on my lengthy experience as a scientist."
Many Gorillaz enthusiasts share the same observations as Krebbs, and have been quick to point them out, but any given normal, well adjusted observer will be equally quick to illustrate that Noodle, and indeed the entire Gorillaz concept as a whole, is merely a trendy musical cartoon, absurdly steeped in thinly-veiled, popular anti-war sentiment, urgently and blatantly multi-cultural and rife with feminist-liberal agenda via multimedia allegories and metaphors, and probably never was completely real anyway.
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