President Obama School Children Speech Played Backwards Reveals Ominous Messages
on 9/7/2009 (4)
(AP) Just in time for the Halloween season, President Barack Obama's highly controversial and allegedly partisan message to America's School Children is "riddled with socialist, racist and personality cult ridden subversive messages" according to Conservative watch woman Wanda W. Wannamaker. Wannamaker explains:
"Played forward, Obama's speech is iconic, socialist and highly inflammatory, But just wait until you hear what we found when we played it backwards, your ears will catch fire, and I mean Beelzebub's very own Draco inferno!"
Wannamaker produced a newly cut CD and pondered professionally
"If you listen carefully, when Obama says "stay in school and get good grades", played backwards yields, "turn against your white parents, wear reading glasses and pledge allegiance to the black and latino races", and when Obama says "Tell us what you can do for the President" results in "your white mom secretly wants to be with a black man, so ignore her until she divorces your pathetic, quasi-homo, whiney-voiced, micro-dick white dad and shacks up with a real macho-hombre donkey-schlonged colored brutha", and so on.
While the PTA has dismissed such seemingly absurd claims, at least one PTA executive did confess that "the guy really, really did get elected simply because he's black and for no other reason, so you can take the whole matter forward from there, backwards or not."uil
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