Bill Clinton : I Can Bend In Half and Blow Myself
on 9/27/2009 (6)
|I did not have sex...errr..never mind... |
(AP) An increasingly visible, if not outright thorny, Bill Clinton, among claims that the America would be better off with a white minority, and incessant meddling and subsequent endorsement in his wife's professional affairs, has finally revealed that he can "bend in half and give himself a killer Blow Job." Clinton explains:
"When I said that I did not have sex with that woman, I meant it. Truth be known, I was having sex with me. How is that a crime? My take is, if you got it, flaunt it, and if you can suck, even better!"
Underground sources also suggested that Clinton had a curved penis and was capable of screwing himself, but Lib pundits cautioned "that's another Clinton headline for another Obama presidency time"o
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