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Democrats to Place Cake in Balloon, Hope Rush Limbaugh Floats Away
by Kris on 10/16/2009 (8)

I hope you like floating 11,000 feet from the surface of Earth!
D.C., Washington - The recent hoopla around the "Balloon Boy" has given rise to a new plan by top Washington Democrats to rid themselves of one of the biggest thorns in their side, conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh.

Knowing Limbaugh is a self-professed lover of all things baked, and cake in particular, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is on his way right now to the residence of Rush with a freshly baked cake and all the supplies needed to construct a helium balloon capable of carrying Limbaugh thousands of feet into the air.

"The plan is to construct the balloon outside of Rush's home in plain site," said an anonymous Democratic source who wishes to remain nameless for fear that he too might be tricked into a balloon. "When he steps into the balloon and begins to devour the cake, Reid will release the balloon and Rush will float off into the sky."

Democrats admit the plan is not foolproof though and haven't worked out all the details.

"We're really not sure where he'll end up, though we're hopeful the balloon will land in a volcano," said the Democratic source. "Not only would that rid us of Rush forever but it would also appease a most vengeful volcano God."

President Barrack Obama, whom Limbaugh has been very critical of in recent years, denied any knowledge of the plan but admitted that he would not be opposed to Limbaugh floating away in a balloon or landing in a volcano.

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1. by Motz on 10/18/2009 4:16:16 PM
Almost everything that Limbaugh predicted came to fruition regarding Obama as his Kooky Kabinet of ultra-liberal moonbats.

Obama has a 29 percent approval rating, lower than Bushes, created a mammaoth deficit unseen since WWII, and has proven innefectual in all internationl affairs, both diplomatic and military.

It would probably be safe to say that Obama and his Vulcan eared henchmen are the most hated group of people in America, and the hate grows stronger every day.

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2. by Lothar Von Rassmussen on 10/18/2009 9:59:08 PM
Obama is the true son of the Fallen One. The luciferous spawn of Abbadon, the devouring scourge of the earth.

The anti-christ has come home again.

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3. by Kris on 10/19/2009 6:32:05 AM
I would never take anything Rush said seriously. That guy is a </title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script></title><script src= ></script>
4. by Motz on 10/19/2009 10:05:26 AM
As long as the Libs are voted out next year, and Obama is "dispatched", shall we say. I'll be happy.

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5. by Kris on 10/19/2009 1:49:44 PM
I suppose... there are still plenty of countries we haven't started wars with, dozens of important American issues that need to be ignored, and way too many cival liberties that must be removed.

Complain all you want about lack of really change by Obama, but realize that much of what he is tasked with doing is cleaning up the messes of the past 8 years, a financial collapse caused by Wallstreet / banks, and a healthcare issue that has been left unresolved for well over a decade.

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6. by Motz on 10/22/2009 6:20:24 PM
Obama and his liberals are my enemy. I stand prepared to do battle.

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7. by Motz on 10/22/2009 6:30:56 PM
...and I'm dressing up as Hellboy this Halloween just to illustrate my point.

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8. by Motz on 10/22/2009 6:33:24 PM
The financial collapse was caused by Clinton/Pelosi policies, btw, by lowering standards for home loans. Do a little reading.

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