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Golf-loving Volcano Threatens to Erupt after Hearing Tiger Woods News
by Kris on 12/15/2009 (3)



"I won't watch the Masters without you."
Philippines - Authorities in the Philippines started the evacuation of 50,000 people living around the island's most active volcano after news broke that the world's most popular golfer Tiger Woods would be taking time off from golf to mend fences with his family.

"I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person," Woods said Friday on his Web site as part of a statement in which he declared his intentions to take an indefinitely leave from professional golf.

Shortly after the announcement, seismic activity for the volcano raised to an alarming number, causing Philippine Institute of Volcanology and Seismology scientist Alex Baloloy to announce that "a full-blown eruption is expected to take place within weeks to days if Woods does not immediately reverse his decision."

The volcano is widely believed to be a huge golf fan ever since island natives begin hitting golf balls into it during the 1970s. The volcano is especially fond of Woods, often referring to him as a personal hero.

Terrified pleas from frightened villagers for Woods to reconsider have yet to be returned by Woods or his agent.n.ru


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