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Girl With Huge Tits Sues Boss For Staring At Her Huge Tits

by Mark on 12/19/2009 (2)

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MANSFIELD, IL - 24 year old, huge titted Quickyrates Insurance clerical worker Vanessa McDonald recently filed a class action lawsuit against Bud David Herman, her day supervisor, for allegedly "overtly and shamelessly staring at my teeming cup of cans whenever and wherever possible" Herman describes:

"Vanessa is totally crazy." burbled Herman "She's just as much to blame as I am. I mean, she wears those low cut pink tops and leans over anytime me or any other guy passes in front of her. Did you ever see her in Spandex? I mean, those things pop outta that tight nylon like an olive outta a Martini! I mean, like, swoosh!"

Angry titless asian plaintiff attorney Tammy Chang roared in vehement protest

"Bullcrap! This suit is not without precedence, you know! Take the cases of Huge Tits vs. Fred Loach, 1984, and Huge Tits vs. Dr. Anoop Gupta, 1997, and you'll see exactly what I mean! Boobs are for milking, not for munching, that's what we soul sisters say!

Defense attorney Johnny Ray Beaufort resisted any premature statements on his clients case, but wryly hinted "We've always got the 'sun-blinded-my-eyes,' and the 'whoops, I dropped a pencil in front of your desk' defense as utilized to great effect by Clinton vs. Lewinski in 1998. ?si

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