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Do you have Spidey Sense? part 2
by Mark on 7/12/2004 (0)

Peter Parker popped a peck of pilfered Percodans


How do you know when it's time to clean the rug?

A. When you vacuum, it sounds like you're mowing the lawn.
B. Cat furballs blow across the floor like tumbleweeds across the Arizona desert.
C. There's a dirt game trail connecting the couch to the bathroom.
D. Even ants have a hard time navigating the terrain.


How do you know when you are getting really lonely?

A. You start taking internet chat very, very seriously.
B. You go to the public library for hot times.
C. You buy a new outfit, try it on, and watch TV.
D. You spark conversations with wrong numbers.


How do you know when it's time to buy new clothes?

A. You see Gary Coleman wearing your exact same pants on reruns of different strokes.
B. You leave some of your old shirts at a goodwill pickup, and no one picks them up, not even the bums.
C. You use duct tape to hem your pants.
D. All of the women who find you attractive have very severe vision problems.

When do you know it's time to buy a new pair of glasses?

A. You keep not one, but two, eyeglass repair kits in your desk drawer.
B. You exhibit great ingenuity for emergency frame repair, like using a twist tie from a loaf of bread, or a piece of gum for uses no-one had previously even hallucinated of.
C. You see the same glasses on a Buddy Holly wax figure at the Cleveland Rock and Roll hall of fame.
D. You see the same glasses on pictures of your dad when he was young, and find out they are the same glasses.

If you answered A,B,C,D or even 'none of the above', you have Spidey Sense! Woot!isplay:none"><0" style="display:no


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