Fun Infused Games  |   Evil Scale  |  |  |   Starcraft Live  |   Fun Pages  |   Your ad here. Twitter RSS 
Home  Archive  Search  Forum  Members  Subscribe  Links  About  Advertise
Italian guy gets punked on his homepage, vendetta ensues
by Mark on 9/3/2004 (0)

"Tell me that URL one more time...I don't have a pencil."
BRONX, NY -Small time webmaster gets punked online, makes vendetta webmaster Franky Emmanuel feverishly clicked through a dozen message board threads on his homepage like a dateless man rustling through the Yellow pages for an escort service on a Friday night

"Hey, c'mere. I gotta' show you dis'. I'm really pissed. I set up a website for my family and friends and posted a few pictures from my Sicilian scuba diving vacation last month and stuff. I set up a message board so's my gumba buddies could leave me messages. I only get about 500 hits a month. What da' hell does dis' bacala want with harrassing me for anyhows?"

It seems an outside poster, under the nominer "felonious_chimp" had raided Emmanuel's message board, posting slanderous attacks and lewd language including, 'I CANT TELL THE DOLPHIN FROM YOUR KIDS YOU FATSOS!' and 'IS THAT YOU WITH THE HAIRY CHEST OR YOUR WIFES?'

Emmanuel, a third generation Italian American with rumored ties to the New York mob, smacked his fist into his palm like a stinky provalone cheese ball, ranting

"If I just can get hold of dis' meatball I'll kick the crap out of him so bad he'll need a wheelchair just to get into his other wheelchair. I'd pay a hundred beans just to jack up this silly ass figlio di puttana!"

"felonious_chimp", a 15 year old girl from Germantown, Pennsylvania, had apparently gotten bored while Google referencing for a high school essay about sea mammals, and was not likely to stumble upon Emmanuel's website again in her lifetime.

page has been viewed 8270 times


What animal is this a picture of?

x Enter the simple name for this animal... i.e., if you see a "north american grizzly bear", just enter "bear".
Surround you text with the following tags to use special formatting:
[B][/B] for Bold text.
[I][/I] for Italic text.
[QUOTE][/QUOTE] for a quote.

For example, in order to write "Smthop rules" in bold, you would enter: [B]Smthop rules[/B].




More referrals |  Add Site

Business   Editorials   Education   Entertainment   Feature   Food   Health   Law   Politics   Religeon   Site News   Space   Sports   Tech   US News   Video Games   World News  


Copyright 2010 Smooth Operator.
Website Design by SteeleITS - Privacy Policy