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Are You A Hans Moleman?

by Mark on 12/1/2004 (6)

"Cowabunga, Dudes!"

Which of the following statements about yourself is true?

1: I have been hit in the groin with a football
2: I frequently eat alone at fast food restaurants
3: I worked in a 50's deli
4: I have a head with the texture of a peanut shell
5: I was a reject at a batchelor auction

Have you ever used any of the following phrases?

1: "Oh, no. My brains!"
2: "I was saying Boo-urns"
3: "Drinking has ruin my life. I'm 31 years old!"
4: "P-p-please h-hurry..."
5: "Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?"

Which of the following mishaps has happened to you?

1: Caught fire due to your eyeglasses acting as a magnifying glass under the intense sun
2: Suffocated by a giant bubble ala "The Prisoner"
3: Was made to hold onto a flaming arrow longer than expected
4: Was attacked by birds at a bird sanctuary
5: Was buried alive at the cemetery because you didn't want
to "put up a fuss."

Results:

If you even got as far as merely clicking on this story, let alone reading it, you ARE a Hans Moleman! Hoot!"0" st

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1. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

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2. by Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

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3. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

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4. by Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

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5. by feaglin on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

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6. by Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

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