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Sluggard Boss Thanks God For MS Word Auto Correct

by Mark on 1/8/2005 (2)

"Spell checker! I don't need no hootin' gosh dang spell checker!"

CHICAGO, IL - www.pcomelet.com CEO Tammy Chang pays homage to MS Word

Typing an office memorandum in a seeming devil-may-care blind flurry, PCOmelet CEO Tammy Chang brushed off any notions of inacurracy

"Who cares what I'm typing! I use MS Word! All I need to do is use the the auto grammar and spell check features, and I'm ready to print!"

Chang's rough draft memo read:

"Absolutely NO employee is allowing for use the lunch room for anything except eating lunches and that is only alowed between 12:00-12:30 and anyone eating lunches earlier or later will be written up and given a warning without warning and there will be no exceptions."

After an MS Word auto-correct, the memo read:

"Absolutely NO employee is allowed to eat lunch. The lunch room is not for eating lunch or anything else. If anyone eats lunch between 12:00-12:30 or earlier or later, they will be written up without warning. There will be no exceptions."

The lunch memo evoked the same level of vehement employee protest as Chang's previous memos, instructing workers to "park their cars anywhere but the parking lot" and that "sexual harrassment is a victimless crime that affects everyone, and that even brushing up against or leering at yourself is strictly prohibited."g

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