Terrorist Dot Com
on 2/20/2005 (8)
Got the terrorist bug? Boss got you down? Tired of the same 'ol 9-5? Don't get left out! Here are some online links to provide you with all of your terrorist needs! Pay-Pal accepted!
|Basic black is back! |
Black ski mask What terrorist is complete without the trendy, ubiquitous black ski mask? Don't walk, run...to get your Visa card, that is!
Kalashnikov machine gun Nothing sez "Man, you're really in deep shit now!" quite like Kalashnikov! Check out all the fully auto models here, and be sure to watch for the 'hot deals' icon!
Grenade launcher When bullets simply won't provide the kick you require, try a KBP 43 mm Russian grenade launcher! Flamethrowers also available!
Portable anti-aircraft missle system Pesky F-18's and encircling Blackhawks got you down? Don't sweat it, just reach for a IGLA 9K38! Batteries included!
Infrared night vision goggles Don't get left out in the dark...literally! Try the Bushnell 1x20 Night Vision Pro on for size! Made in the good ol' USA!
Tactical shelter Being a terrorist on the go doesn't mean you can't take the comforts of home with you! Consider the Tricon MFX 2735 Tactical Shelter, complete with 4 removable stalls, incoming plumbing with shower heads and drains lines!
Editor's note: Smooth Operator does not condone terrorism. In fact, this editorial is intended to prevent terrorism, as in how NOT to accidentally buy weapons and gear online! Hoot!
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