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Dippy Psychology 101 Student Analyzing Everyone In Sight

by Mark on 2/27/2005 (1)

Arrrggh! Psychology 101!

CLEVELAND STATE UNIVERSITY, OH - Psychology 101 student Allison Starkey opens eyes to a shocking new Freudian world

Starkey flipped through a few pages of her Psych 101 text like Chef Prudomme through a dog-eared Cajun cookbook

"I can't believe this! This is so revealing! My eyes are open like never before! My God, I've been surrounded by crazy people all of my life, and never even knew it! This profile of a classic Narcissistic personality fits my little brother Richie Exactly! It says that people with a Narcissistic personality exhibit a persistent pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration and a lack of empathy. They have an exaggerated sense of self-importance and seek constant attention...that's exactly right! That's why he always stole my toys and ripped up my homework"

Panting breathlessly, Starkey paused and flipped back a few chapters

"And the profile for a Psychopathic personality fits my friend Melissa to a tee! She's manipulative, shows a lack of remorse or guilt, exhibits shallow emotional response and a callous lack of empathy! How did I miss all of this before?! I love this course!!"

Unknown to Allison, her friend Melissa was also studying Psych 101, and had already reached a similar conclusion that Allison "exhibits characteristics of excessive worry and anxiety over normal life events" and probably needs to go on medication.i

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