Sumo Dad Lays Down Law, Kids Wisely Comply
on 3/18/2005 (2)
NAGOYA - Sumo champion Junichiro Koizumi lays down the law, kids wisely comply.
|"Soooo...you talk back to mamasan? Hai!" |
Hefting his two sons by their traditional Sumo loincloth, or chonmage, like two 10 gallon jugs of Saki, Junichiro Koizumi tossed them playfully into the dohyo or Sumo fighting circle, stomping his left foot down, and then the right, in the traditional Sumo fighting stance
"Soooo...my sons, although you are beginner Jonokuchi Sumo, you sass and talk back to your mother like a master Makunouchi! Let us see what kind of rikishi you have inside of you! Hai!"
Junichiro executed a flawless mawashi, or hip toss, plopping his sons down, before manuevering his massive bulk gently on top of them
"Sooo...you will not do your homework, yes? I will show you how master Sumo deal with young apprentice! Let me show you eye gouge! Ahahaha!!"
Predictably, Junichiro's boys have been described by their school superintendent, Yoshiro Takahashi as being the "two best behaved boys in the entire Honshu school disrict."i
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