One Minute Of Truth With A Liberal part 3
on 10/6/2005 (17)
In a rare, candid, unplugged interview with famed liberal activist C.Norman Krappwell, Krappwell has agreed to tell the truth to any questions asked to him for exactly one minute.
Smooth Operator: "Hello, Mr. Krappwell. Good to have you back. Are you good to go?"
Krappwell: "Lets do it."
Smooth Operator: "We've noticed that Liberals have what seems to be a selective form of observation, that is to say you seem to be able to completely overlook Bush's successes, and focus on his failures. Is this true?"
Krappwell "(laughs) Of course it's true. I read today that Bush foiled 10 major terrorist plots on American soil since 9-11, but so what? How does that help me? I have to make an impact for my party, and I cannot, and will not give Bush any credit when anything goes right, as that would be contrary to our agenda, which is to destroy Bush and the Republican Party, at any cost, by any means."
Smooth Operator: "Pardon me, but isn't that the very quintessence of how a tyranny functions? Burning books? Selective truth seeking to fit one's power agenda?"
Krappwell: "My you're in rare form, today. Big yes again. When you want power -I mean political power capable of shaping nations, even the world- you'll do anything to get it, anything. I...don't...care about the truth. Do you get that, pal? What if Lenin cared about the truth, or Stalin, or Hitler? They would have talked themselves right into the firing squad. Sometimes the truth has to suffer to obtain one's end. The end justifies the means, always, every time."
Smooth Operator: "You mean that you endorse Stalin? And Hitler? Can you please explain?"
Krappwell: "I didn't say I endorse Stalin and Hitler, dumbass, I only said I approved of their methods. Look, jerk, I have no interest in Bush successes if that's what you want out of me. Okay, you got that...but let's not be coy about Revolution, about what it takes to make one work. In short, I will never, ever give Bush a success, period. It just can't work for me...I mean us, period."
Smooth Operator: "W-Wow. Shakes me up more every time. Tell me this, if you and your lackies succeed and do indeed take back America, what can you offer that is better than what Bush is offering, if anything?
Krappwell: "When we get back in power -and that's when, not if- what we have to offer the American people will be the right way because it is our way. Let me hammer this home...when Hitler gave orders to annhilate everyone who wasn't Aryan, was that unjust? Hitler was an elected official, after all. Who was going to argue? Not if you held a gun to everyone's head and told them what you had in mind was perfectly just, and even legal. Who cares what anyone thinks when you're in power? Whether there is truth in politics is merely a matter of semantics. All that matters is that we get back in power. Might makes right every time."
Smooth Operator: "My...well that concludes our time together. Do you have personal successes that you would like to share with America before you go?"
Krappwell: "Let me answer that this way. We don't admit to failures. We only punish others for their own. Thanks again for your time."
Smooth Operator: "Thank you."/tds/
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