Exclusive Nude Britney Spears Doll Revealed To Be Cheap Chinese Made Clothless Barbie
on 1/30/2006 (12)
(AP) A Chinese made "Nude Britney action figure" doll has turned out to be little more than a unclothed cheap Chinese made Barbie, according to Spear's spokesman Gilbert Fronds late Monday.
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"Okay, okay, this is a hoax. This doll is marketed by the Xiang Ju toyworks in Nanking, China, and is not a licensed release from the Britney Spears management corporation. For Christ sakes, look at it, it's just a dumb Barbie clone with no clothes on it. What makes it worse, they're selling the clothes separate, free Britney nude pictures and even a feminine hygene kit complete with a tiny box of birth control pills and what does that suggest? Our lawyers are working overtime to put Xiang Ju out of business, but since there are no overlapping legal systems in between China and the U.S., it could take decades. In the meanwhile we just want to make it clear that Britney does not endorse this doll, period."
The Xiang Ju toy works firm in question had not responded to any legal queries from Spear's attorneys, and were also reportedly still battling a "Nude David Hasselhoff" ripoff Ken doll from the 1990's, and a "George Bush's pet dog Barney" stuffed blue dinosaur from pre-911.n
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