Drunken Woman Loses Virginity
on 3/10/2006 (15)
"I'm sure I had it when I left for the bars," said 21-year-old Jennifer Holmes of her virginity. "But the next morning, I couldn't find it anywhere."
|"Me, drunk? Nooooooooo..." |
Young Jennifer went out with a group of her friends to celebrate one of the friend's recent engagement and was subjected to numerous candy flavored shots and drinks with little umbrellas in them. It wasn't long before Jennifer had lost her shirt and was dancing on top of a table.
Her friends, also equally drunk, reported she left the bar at approximately 1:30 am with a man who was "kinda cute, but a little creepy too".
When Jennifer awoke the following morning, the man and her virginity were nowhere to be found.
"I tore my apartment apart but couldn't find it anywhere," said Jennifer. "I looked under the bed, under the couch cushions, behind the TV… it's definitely not in this apartment."
Fearing that this man whom she remembers nothing of may have taken her virginity, Jennifer contacted the local authorities.
"Typically most women lose their virginity at some point in their lives," said officer Jeff Webber. "We will keep our eye out for this man, but it's pretty rare that we ever recover virginity once it has been lost."
Jennifer's friends describe this man as sort of tall, kind of muscular, and marginally cute. Jennifer is offering a $500 reward to anyone who can help her get her virginity back and has made a plea to the man she suspects has taken it.
"Please, if you have taken my virginity, return it to me. I loved my virginity and wasn't ready to give it up. You don't even have to come see me if you don't want to, just put it in an envelope and slip it under my door. It would mean the world to me to have my virginity back."
Jennifer's mother was reportedly "very dissappointed" when she heard this news.h="0"<0" hei
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