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Jocks Drive Freaks and Goths From Small Midwestern Library
by Mark on 10/10/2006 (1)

Scattered Mayfield High School Freaks and Goths reassembling outside of of the Regional library early Friday. "We'll be back" quipped Goth leader Helmut Krebbs "And bitching and blacker than ever!"
MAYFIELD HTS. OH - The sophomore football team, in a resounding, concerted rally, retook the regional library second level for the first time in 3 weeks, driving a hard core assemblage of Freaks and Goths from their perennial perch with a macho display of organized bravado and clatter. Football team captain R.J. McKinney describes:

"We found that when we went in on a one on one with the freaks and Goths, they easily drove us out with a well harmonized orchestra of snarls and snide "football fag!" remarks and what not. We decided that a team effort was required, and planned a week ahead of time. It went off without a hitch, as it went. Go Mayfield Wildcats! Yeahh!"

The library blitz went perfectly as planned, sending burnout after burnout reeling and careening down the precarious second level stairs. A brief bitching counter attack was waged by nose and lip piercing Goth fanatic Seth Spanulo but was hastily brushed aside by a sweep and draw starter jacket punch-and-brush perfectly executed by tailback/student council president Mark Becker. The result was one of disorganized chaos, the likes unseen since the great "Choke your Chicken" banner caper, cunningly erected over the bleachers at the 1984 senior prom.

Part-time Regional librarian Bee Tate pshawed the recent turnabout of the social composition of the 2nd floor, chuckling "A few weeks ago Becker would have gotten a spitball to the back of his brain. I can't wait for Halloween!"h0" hei


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