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HELP!!! MY CAPS LOCK GOT STUCK!!! YARGHH!!!
by Mark on 11/29/2006 (1) 
 | | Poor, poor Victor! | | The English language is filled with subtle nuances and is richly endowed with great breadth and flexibility. Commas, colons, semi-colons, exclamation points and higher and lower text all offer the sophisticated writer a formidable toolkit for relaying all levels of complex communication via the written word. But...what if MY CAPS LOCK GOT STUCK?!!!...Here are some classic examples of Yahoo message board posts typed in all caps, by, shall we say, some of the less literary endowed. All are real and undedited. I was thinking about including the story subject as well, but what's the point? You'll see what I mean. Read on, and be very, very afraid!
HOLY CRAP. I JUST BURPED AND BARFED
UP SOME OF THE BISCUTS AND GRAVY I HAD FOR DINNER. LOL. I HAVE A CHUNK OF SAUSAGE ON MY SCREEN AND I'M GONNA KEEP IN ON THERE ARE A MOMENTO
PANEL DO SOMPTHING GOOD FOR AMERICA
THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, IF THEY REALLY CARE ABOUT AMERICA, THEY SHOULD COME UP WITH A PLAN TO PUT A DAMPER ON BIG GASOLINE AND OIL COMPANYS, TO PROTECT THE BACKBONE OR OUR MIGHTY NATION, THE POOR ANE WORKING POOR OF AMERICA.THE GASOLINE AND OIL COMPANYS HAVE ROBED THESE PEOPLE BLIND AND OUR GOVERNMANT HAS TURNED A BLIND EYE TO THIS MATTER. GET REAL GOVERNMENT, DO SOMPTHING POSITIEVE LIKE ROLL GASOLINE PRICES BACK TO BELOW TWO DOLLARS A GALON AND FREEZE IT THERE UNTILL OUR PEOPLE CAN RECOUPE SOME OF THEIR LOSSES OT THE GREEDY BIG GASOLINE AND OIL COMPANYS. LETS SEE WHAT OUR DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT CAN DO, SINCE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY GAVE IN TO BIG OIL, AND GASOLINE COMPANYS.AMERICA WAKE UP OR LOOSE WHAT YOU HAVE.WATING AND WATCHING THE GOVERNMENT RULE IS SHORT IF THINGS DON'T CHANGE FOR THE BETTER FOR THE POOR.
MOMMY, WHY DON'T MY FRIENDS LIKE DEMS?
BECAUSE SON, THEY WANT OUR TROOPS TO QUIT AND RUN.
I WAS IN PRISON CONS
WHEN THE REST OF YOU GET THERE YOURE NOT GONNA LIKE IT .
WHAT IF YOU PULLED YOUR HEAD OUT OF
YOUR ASSS, WHAT_A_BLOKE????? MORON.
IT'S IMPORTANT TO BE IN GOOD SHAPE
AND TO BE AS ATTRACTIVE AS POSSIBLE.
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS NOT LEGAL ARE
A PROBLEM MY GRANDPA IS A PALESTINIAN IMMIGRANT MY GRANDMA WAS A SPANISH IMMIGRANT. BOTH LEGAL AND CAUSED NO PROBLEMS
MEXICOS INVADING USA! THATS ACT OF WAR!
SEND THE MINUTEMEN MILITIA WHO IS ARMED AND READY GENERAL BUSH!
THEY KNOW BUSH'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED
IT WON'T BE LONG 'TIL THE BUSH HITS THE FAN.
POOR GEORGE, HE CAN'T HELP IT.....
HE WAS BORN WITH A SILVER MEMBER UP HIS ASS.
AL-MALIKI IS A STOOGE OF AL-SADR
NOT U.S., YOU WISHFUL THINKING FOAMING-AT-THE-MOUTH ASININE LEFTISTS
HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT MY TITTIES!
AREN'T THEY NICE?
10 BUCKS SAYS HE WAS A CRACKER
ANYONE WANNA BET??
FUKING BROKEBACK IS ON HBO NOW.
I'M ALMOST TEMPTED TO WATCH IT. HELL, I'LL WATCH IT. I AM SECURE WITH MY STRAIGTNES.
MY ANCESTORS WERE MEDEVAL MASTERBATORS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS 'POUNDING SERFS'
OIL, JESUS, WHITEY WHITE
TESTASTEROMS, COLONIAL THUGGGERY THAT WE GOTTEN AWAY FOR OVER 500 YEARS KILLING OVER A BILLION PEOPLE AND PUT THEM IN MASS GRAVES YET TO BE OPENED? ONLY THIS TIME THE WAR CRIMINAL WHITE TRASH KKKUNNING KKKRIMINAL JUDEOCHRISTIAN COLONIAL THUGS WILL BE "ARRESTED, TRIED AND CONVICTED FOR THEIR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY IN IRAQ". NO WONDER WHITE MOBS THINKKK THE WHOLE WORLD DONT LIKE WHITE TRASH CRIMINAL THUGS.
WHAT IF THE USA WAS BELOVED??????
WHAT I
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