Josh Groban Finally Enters Puberty, Millions Of Adoring Fans Alarmed
on 12/23/2006 (2)
Precocious 25 year old heartthrob crooner Josh Groban suddenly awoke to "chin whiskers, conspicuous chest hair, and a nagging, persistent tightness in my scrotal region" according to Groban friends and insiders early morning Saturday.
"I guess this is okay...I guess. Bemoaned longtime Groban fan Alicia Hughes "I mean, I loved him when he was hairless, boyish and unintimidating, but I think this will work out...I think."
Groban's pediatrician, Dr. Sonjay Gupta, speculates "Josh is long overdue. Something's gotta give. He's been singing in a deep baritone voice since he was about 12, so there's no telling how far this will go. If I were him, I think I'd find a wife and start a family before the finger hairs and bushy eyebrows set in, to say the understated, unconsummated very least!""0" st
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