MySpace Chick Thanks God For Velcro Bra Straps
on 1/9/2007 (3)
Location: Spiral arm of the Milky Way Galaxy (ha-ha)
Turn ons: Velcro bra straps, sensible heels, Carlos Castaneda, Dunken Donuts, IPODs, ear-buds that fit my ears, plastic sippy cup lids, Seinfeld reruns, Blockbuster, Telemundo, Feng Shue, snow days, crazy straws, grilled cheese sandwiches, Japanese cinema, La Cage, puppies, recycling, Tony Danza, muscle mags, Renoir, Jeno's pizza rolls, Baked Alaska, Goldschlager, Greenpeace, wheat fields on sunny days, chilly nights, Wasabi, street lights, fog, Beethoven, Usher, U-2, those little umbrellas they put in Pina Coladas, Jazz, jet skis, dusty old buildings, Medieval architecture, cherry lip gloss, Bauhaus, people who smile and say hello even when they're sad, clean toilets, getting a C in Physics, Potpourri sachets, The Gap, soft pillows, bagels, wrought iron lawn furniture, the U.N., solar power, Josh Groban, crystals, sunflowers, Star Wars, Alien 3, plastic bubble wrap, Uno, Pizza Hut, really fast can openers, self-ironing clothes, when the 'rents go on vacation.
Turn offs: Hook and loop bra straps, butch girls who call me 'Kat', connect the dot coloring books, French guys who give you that snobbish, blow-off hand wave, family reunions, dirty finger nails, midget toss competitions, outdoorsy guys who smoke their own meats, people who eat crumbly desserts on expensive upholstery, Hitler, bus fumes, American Idol, flu shots, soft ripened cheeses, Hummers, bitchy bitches, that scungy stuff that collects on the mouth of mustard squeezy bottles, 'Taxi' reruns, speeding tickets, bus fumes again, Barbie, nuclear waste, Foosball, when the bottom of my jeans get tattered, getting blown off on a job interview, cancer, 2% milk, chopsticks, Nintendo, dentists, electronic chess, cigar smoke, Donald Trump, alligators, Pap smears, lurpy guys with wide collars, slimy eggs, waking up in the morning, STD's, licorice, beer, iguanas, the thought of dieing in a plane crash.
Favorite Quote: "You suck!"
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