Angry White Girl Hisses At Local Business Drug Testing Policy
on 3/6/2007 (1)
KANAKEE, IL - Upscale, 19 year old Kanakee, Illinois resident Regina Murdoch recently described her most recent job hunting foray as an "intrusive nightmare of the tenth order" regarding persistent requests for pre-employment drug testing mandated by local businesses.
"This isn't about wheter I do drugs or not, this is about intruding on my civil liberties." Snarled Murdoch "This is the new millenia. I have complete and total control over my body, and if I want to do drugs -which I don't but that isn't the issue- or be a stripper, or date black guys, or tell Bush to fuck off on my MySpace profile, or go topless on the Internet, or do whatever I want, that's my perogative, and no one else's. If an employer wants to test me for drugs they're not going to get my services, so they can go take a flying fuck at the moon."
No word was out on how Murdoch planned to support herself, but her father, Bud, promised "Wait until they cancel her AOL account. Losing your Internet access has a way of putting the "O" in 'holy shit, I'm broke!' for sure."n.ru
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